Issue 1163 - 8 July 2010

WILBUR SMITH HARDCOVERS. I need When the Lion Feeds, Shout at the Devil and The Dark of the Sun. Top cash paid for good condition, preferably with dust cover. Steve 082-855-1770

VACANT STAND – Knysna Heights. Reduced to R320 000. Large 822sqm, North facing, in quiet cul de sac. Municipal value R450 000. Call Aubrey @ ACRE Properties 083 600 3090

FOR FIRST TIME BUYERS. New 3 bed, 2 bath family home in Welbedacht. At R895 000 (incl. vat), it’s the best value in town.  Call Aubrey @ ACRE Properties 083 600 3090

AFRICAN BEADERS WANTED. We are looking for reliable ladies who are skilled at African beading. Call 082 600 1796.

FLEA REMEDY. We’re looking for a trusted and effective home remedy.  Our pets are going crazy and scratching 24/7. If you can help, please call Veronica 082 600 1796.

CHAISE LOUNGE - circa 1900. Unique design in original good condition. Phone 082 458 5502

FOR SALE:  3x baby carseats – excl. cond. – R300, R350 and R450 – 0-5 yrs.  Cell:  082 741 8282

WOULD THE PERSON WHO took my Blackberry phone from the taxi rank on Saturday, please hand it in at Action Ads – I won’t press charges.

‘THE UNION OF S.A. & following 5 years’.  A Powerpoint presentation by Allen Duff, 15th July at 17h30 in L.I. Boat Club.  Admission:  free.  All welcome.  Ph. 044 382 5287 for directions.

TE KOOP:  KARAVAAN – volledig – R10 000.  Netjies.  071 276 6024

WHY DIDN’T THE CHICKEN cross the road? Because FIFA said so. For affordable ink & toner to print your own colony proclamations - Grayscale - 082 766 5278

FOR SALE – Furniture, duvets, pillowcases, Panasonic phone/fax, camping equipment, suitcases.  Ph. 044 384 0855 or 082 872 2607

HONDA 125 E-STORM BIKE.  RWC, neat, R8000.  082 254 5618

BAKEWARE NOW IN STOCK! Loaf, individual cake, square, round, quiche, springform, brownie, muffin, trays etc etc. Heavy duty and loose bottoms. On show at Metelerkamps, Waterfront Park, Queen Street, Knysna.

EN DAT IS HOE de Nederlandse schoppen enkele Braziliaanse...ezel. Grayscale for affordable ink & toner cartridges in every shade of oranje! 082 766 5278

LE CREUSET new Cassis and Truffle colours in stock. Cast iron cookware that puts the joy back into cooking. Only at Metelerkamps, 3 Waterfront Park. 044-382-0274

CASUAL DAY is on Friday, 3rd September this year. Diarise the date to dress "funny" this year. For your R10 sticker to show you care for all the disabled people, phone Epilepsy SA on 044 382 2155 and we shall deliver.

CENTURE CITY ISLAND CLUB. 2 bed, 2 bath apartment sleeps 4. Next to Canal Walk shopping Centre, available to rent for Business or pleasure. Rates from R300 pppn Phone Wendy 083 461 9312

SELEBI INK CARTRIDGES - perfect for that l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong sentence. Only at Grayscale, 082 766 5278.

BMW R60 CLASSIC M/CYCLE.  Good cond.  R19k.  082 254 5618

WESCO for an amazing array of top quality bread bins, scales and clocks in orange, red, cream, chocolate, black and silver. On show at Metelerkamps, Waterfront Park, Queen Street, Knysna.

FOR SALE:  Baby car chair – R190.  Cathy 083 325 1702

HOUSE TO LET in Hunters Home. Large 3 bedroomed family home on 2500 sq m with pool and outdoor kiddies play area. Owner relocating but looking for loving family to rent this lovely home. Rental R6500 per month – available 1st August. Contact Jo on 082 388 2828.

PLEASE WOULD THE PERSON who took my Blackberry phone from the taxi rank on Saturday, hand it in at Action Ads – I won’t press charges.

KAI SHUN and Wasabi knives on show at Metelerkamps. Waterfront Park, Queen Street. 044-382-0274 www.metelerkamps.co.za

CORNER SETTEE.  Thatch latte colour.  Excel. cond.  2 Matching ottomons.  R8500.  082 704 6957

JOIN THE LIFELINE WORLD Café - Topic for discussion: Effect of left and right brain * on children * parenting & aged * Use of imagination  Please come and share knowledge. Date: 15 July at 10.00- 12.00  Place Leisure Isle. Cost: R35 for tea. Contact Cary 083 364 7304

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Selebi & Pollsmoor? Well, Pollsmoor isn't going to Selebi soon... For affordable ink & toner to do very long sentences - Grayscale, 082 766 5278

LEGNOART OYSTER SETS and cheese gift sets now at Metelerkamps, Waterfront Park, Queen Street, Knysna. 044-382-0274

START SAVING YOUR MONEY! From 21st July Epilepsy SA will launch the sales of The Herald Christmas Cheer car raffle. Tickets at R10 or R100 per book of 10 can make you the owner of a brand new Polo. Our residents will be at Pick 'n Pay and Spar or ph. us on 044 382 2155. Thanks for your support once again.

TO LET:  3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house.  One bachelor flat, as well as 2 bedroom flat available.  Contact Marlene 072 386 6815

FIREWOOD FOR SALE:  1 bag @ R11, - , min. order 30 bags, delivery R60.  Call 072 433 3973

FLAT TO SHARE – for single lady only.  Cell:  084 971 5727

RHEENENDAL: Large log home on 3 ha. Plus business potential. Asking price R3 900 000. Call Archan 082 500 3303.

AFRICANA BOOKS BOUGHT & sold hundreds to choose from. The Arm Chair Explorer: 072 991 6272 / 044 388 4695

COMING SOON TO KNYSNA & Sedgefield:  Relaxation classes.  Sms 072 473 7541 for details.

QUANTRO HOME LOANS.  We offer new, further and building loans.  George 078 804 4341

EPILEPSY SA is changing their craft section and all bits of offcuts are needed: wool, material, pantihose, newspapers -anything needed for crafts. If you can help, please deliver at the Centre Off Rio Street, or phone 044 382 2155 and we shall collect.

WANTED:  Second hand band saw.  Call 072 433 3973

DEPRESSED? Anxious? Stressed? Become happy, confident & relaxed with hypnotherapy. Call 044 883 1061 for appointment. Office in Knysna

INK CARTRIDGES - Toner cartridges - more print, less pay. Grayscale - 082 766 5278

OFFICE / EXECUTIVE leather swivel chairs – R750.  Patio gas heater – R950.  Metal patio furniture with cushions plus coffee table – R1950.  082 704 6957

ALL HOMEOWNERS!  We can assist you with a second / further bond.  George 078 804 4341 – Quantro Homeloans.

AFFORDABLE INK & TONER - www.inkandtoner.co.za

CUSTOM-MADE SOLID Rosewood display unit.  Adj. glass shelves, mirror back.  2.1m high.  R6950.  082 704 6957

AFRICANA BOOKS. Can’t find it? We will find it for you. The Arm Chair Explorer: 072 991 6272 / 044 388 4695

STOP SMOKING, lose weight with Hypnotherapy.  Call 044 883 1061 for instant results.

CUSTOM-MADE solid Rosewood TV/hi-fi unit.  2.1m high.  Cupboards under, side CD/DVD storage racks. R9950.  082 704 6957

A MALAWIAN HOUSESITTER / housekeeper / gardener with 5 years exp. is looking for a job.  Good ref. & permit available.  Call 071 791 5445

2010 TAX FILING SEASON has started.  Call Mariset Management for assistance.  Call 044 382 7890

UK – ASCOT LUXURY holiday acc.  Sleeps 2.  Min. stay:  one week.  R1500 p/d.  Deposit applies.  July full.  Laura 082 491 0184

BRAKES & SHOCK absorbers for all cars @ de Graaf Undercar.  All hours: 082 099 3164 / 044 382 0806

EXHAUST, FREE-FLO SYSTEMS, stainless steel / mild steel and branches @ de Graaf Undercar, ph. all hours: 082 099 3164 / 044 382 0806

SERVICE & REPAIRS on all make of cars @ de Graaf Undercar, ph. all hours: 082 099 3164 / 044 382 0806

STARTERS & ALTERNATORS + wiring on all makes of cars @ de Graaf Undercar, ph. all hours: 082 099 3164 / 044 382 0806

CV JOINTS & CLUTCH overhauls on all makes of cars @ de Graaf Undercar, ph. all hours: 082 099 3164 / 044 382 0806

FRONT SUSPENSIONS DONE @ de Graaf Undercar, ph. 082 099 3164 / 044 382 0806

BURGLAR BARS & security gates.  Don’t wait for the burglar to access your home / office.  Ph. Ben, Hennie or Peet @ CX Steel 044 382 1302, fax:  044 382 1318.  We will also galvanise & powdercoat to your colour choice.

POWDER COATING.  Now at CX Steel, 27 Vigilance Drive.  Bring your security gates, burglar bars, garden furniture, etc.  This week in – back next week.  A variety of colours available.  Ph. Ben, Hennie or Peet @ 044 382 1302 or visit us.

CX STEEL for angle, square tubing, rectangles;  round, square & flat bar;  chanel, stainless steel, galvanised sheet, expanded metal, welding equipment, ornamental castings, wheels & castings.  Ph. 044 382 1302, fax:  044 382 1318 or @ 27 Vigilance Drive.

WHEELS & CASTORS for the widest range at the best price in Knysna.  Call CX Steel.  We do not only sell steel but also welding equipment, rods @ R19-25 + Vat/kg, ornamental castings, sliding door gear, etc.  Ph. 044 382 1302, 27 Vigilance Dr.

HIGH TENSILE STEEL NUTS + bolts – the cheapest in town, now @ CX Steel.  Ph. Ben, Hennie or Peet @ 044 382 1302, fax:  044 382 1318 or visit us at 27 Vigilance Dr., Industria.

GALVANISING NOW at CX Steel (27 Vigilance Dr.).  Also a depot for galvanising of security gates, burglar bars, garden furniture, etc.  This week in – back next week.  Ph.  Ben, Hennie or Peet @ 044 382 1302, fax: 044 382 1318 or visit us.

COSTA BRAVA SPAIN 2010 available.  Holiday acc.  Penthouse, sleeps 4.  Min. stay one week.  R600 p/p p/d.  Deposit applies.  Aug. full.  Laura 082 491 0184

FLOOR STANDING FAN, new, R350.  ¾ Bed with drawers.  Sealy mattress, Hardwood headboard.  R1650.  Black office chairs with arm-rests.  R450.  082 704 6957

RONDEVLEI – TO LET: 3 bed, 2 bath house on farm. Lounge, diningroom, laundry & study. Large wooden deck. Peace & quiet. R3600 per month. Rose 071 675 3665. Avail immediately.

SUBMIT YOUR INCOME TAX return early. Don’t wait for the deadline.  Call 044 382 7890

FIRST AID TRAINING.  Cell:  082 594 2706

FOR SALE:  2nd hand items removed from refurbished house.  Meranti and meranti/glass doors - 4 off, R500 each.  Meranti window frames - 3 off, R300 each. 1*toilet and 1* handbasin plus taps R500. 1*bath and taps R300. Tel 072 977 2067

SECRETARY REQUIRED:  Full-time Mon- Fri. Must be computer literate and know Pastel and Excel,
also needs telephone skills.
Start: 1st August '10.
Please call Joanie: 079 331 1429 / 044 382 1314

CUSTOM-MADE solid Rosewood dining room dresser.  R9500.  Rosewood dining room table – turned legs – R7950.  6 Matching upholstered chairs.  R5950.  082 704 6957

BATTLING WITH BOOKKEEPING? Anxious about your accounting needs? Call Mariset Management for professional assistance: 044 382 7890

HUISBRAND 14 JUNIE.  Dankie aan almal wat bystand verleen het.  Dankie.  Barnard familie

VACANCY:  SECRETARY.  Full-time Mon- Fri. Must be computer literate and know Pastel and excel,
also needs telephone skills.
Start: 1 August '10.
Please call Joanie: 0793311429/ 044 382 1314

CUSTOM-MADE SOLID Rosewood executive desk.  R8500.  Matching Credenza – drawers / filing.  R3950.  082 704 6957

TRUST, CLOSE CORPORATION or company? What is better for your business? Contact CIPRO Agents, Mariset Management for advice & efficient on-line registrations: 044 382 7890

WANTED: Spindle Moulder required by Epilepsy SA Protective Workshop. Please call Ronnie on 044 382 2155.

THE BUSINESS BOEREWORS Bash.  Not an exclusive men’s club meeting… Ladies, come along and meet new and existing business people.  17h00 for 17h30, Tues, 13th July 2010, Knysna Nissan, 56 Main Street, Knysna.  Contact Syd 044 382 6057.  Bring business card & R20 for draw.  For more info:  Colin Vermeulen 044 382 6579 or 082 781 6401

SEE-THROUGH BURGLAR BARS.  ClearBars™ the only original transparent burglar bars, beware of imitations.  Coastal Windows “Smart Solutions” 044 382 6538, www.coastalwindows.co.za

COMPANY SECRETARIAL services: CIPRO Agents, Mariset Management will submit your returns on-line and on time. 044 382 7890

ANIMAL WELFARE SHOP.  Open Tues, Wed & Fri:  11am till 2pm and Sat:  9am till 12pm.  For sale:  Dishwasher (needing repairs), red healing light, heaters, coffee machines, baskets, books and lots of winter clothing, some and look and buy to help our animals.  We also need linen, curtains, carpets & blankets when you do a house re-vamp.  Thank you to Action Ads and Lesleys who sell our cards.  Thank you too Imperial who sell our wine bags & to all our supporters.

STOCK CLEARANCE: Trellis - a range of sizes, CCA treated. Call Epilepsy SA on 044 382 2155, email: southcape@epilepsy.org.za

CLEARBAR™ (see-through burglar bars).  Clearbar™ the only original transparent burglar bars, beware of imitations.  Coastal Windows.  “Smart Solutions” 044 382 6538, www.coastalwindows.co.za

HARDWOOD PATIO TABLE – R1500.  6 Foldable Hardwood chairs – R1600.  2 + 3 Seater lounge suite.  Excel. cond.  Matching ottoman.  R8500.  082 704 6957

PROTECT YOUR ASSETS from creditors, make use of the tax benefit, facilitate your deceased estate. Call Mariset Management 044 382 7890 to register your trust today!

COASTAL WINDOWS & DOORS.  Wooden and aluminium windows and doors.  Glass, handles, mirrors.  “Smart Solutions”.  Tel. 044 382 6538, www.coastalwindows.co.za

CFC – PHONE FOR QUOTE to clean your fridge.  083 419 4395

CONGRATULATIONS TO Mrs Sesel Hartshorne on winning "Thandi", the 2010 doll kindly handmade and donated by Leslie Hoffman in support of Spayathons.  Another R1100 raised! Thanks to all our generous clients for your support.

2ND FLOOR WINDOW CLEANING.  Cheap as chips.  Roly 078 351 5401

MANAGEMENT OF BODY corporates.  Call Mariset Management 044 382 7890

2X AWNINGS (water-proof).  083 419 4395

BABOON PROBLEMS?  Clearbar™ - see-through burglar bars.  Coastal Windows 044 382 6538, www.coastalwindows.co.za

COFFEE SHOP CLOSED. Milkshake, Espresso, grinder, etc.
terrygpolka.co.za 082 786 1232

SMALLHOLDING WANTED.  Private buyer – no agents.  082 686 3578

BOOSTER CARSEAT HIRE or buy – 5 year old – for 6 weeks (July – August).  Phili-shave R150.  Re-chargeable Phili-shave mains R100.  B&D hammer-drill 3/8 -  R100.  Philips headphones (mains) with transformer – R100.  Ph. 044 384 1981

ADMINISTRATION OF DECEASED Estates. Call Mariset Management 044 382 7890

JACKETS BY SABINE:  R100 – R120.  Harkerville Sat. Market & Crabs Creek Sun. Market.  082 686 3578

DICHROIC GLASS PENDANTS at Crabs Creek Sunday market.

FOR RENT: Brand new apartment with upmarket finishes close to the waterfront. Secure access with underground parking and large entertainment balcony. R4500. Phone Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553 www.holidayhomesknysna.co.za Ref 7008

HOLIDAY HOMES WANTED: If you have a property that is available for holiday rentals I would love to market it for you. www.holidayhomesknysna.co.za Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553

FOR RENT: Log home with awesome views in a secure estate. 3/4 bedrooms R6500 p.m. Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553 www.holidayhomesknysna.co.za Ref: 7010

FOR RENT: Knysna Quays - Lagoon facing with views. 3 bedrooms. Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553 - www.holidayhomesknysna.co.za Ref 7007

GREAT APARTMENTS. Modern finishes in good location close to the Waterfront. Show unit now open for viewing. Contact George on 078 804 4341. Web ref: 37695. www.fineandcountry.co.za

LAGUNA GROVE. Best priced waterfront unit. R1 600 000. Web ref: 62036. Contact George on 078 804 4341. Web ref: 37695. www.fineandcountry.co.za

MOST EXTENSIVE RANGE of properties on sought after Thesen Islands. Contact George on 078 804 4341 or Coen on 083 286 3727.  www.fineandcountry.co.za

ROAD BICYCLE FOR SALE.  Eddy Merckx.  R1200.  Ph. 083 557 4799

DOUBLE SIDED GONDOLA shelving – 4 levels, suitable for grocery store / café / spaza.  Available last week of July.  2 by 2 metres @ R1500 each & 2 by 3 metres @ R2000 each.  Phone Carol 083 300 3892

BEAD CHIC NOW AT Crabs Creek Sunday market come & spoil yourself. Beautiful handmade jewellery. Trading from 11h00-15h00 - weather permitting.

IN THE DARK?  Need a spark?  Tesla Electrical 082 920 9739 – 24/7.

KNYSNA TEMPS – professional typing, ghost-writing & other specialised services.  079 906 2044

FOOD AWARENESS COURSE:  14th July, 18h00.  Bookings essential.  Ph. Rohann on 083 702 6563

 HIMALAYAN "Salt" Lady. Trading @ Knysna Crabs Creek Sunday Market 11am-3pm 082 579 4187

PSYCHIC PINTO:  R201 for 1 hour reading.  082 968 4436

PSYCHIC PINTO:  Your world speaks to you!  Learn to read this by increasing ur awareness.

PSYCHIC PINTO:  Learn to read your Tarot / Angel Cards, Art of Divination.  16 hrs @ R1600.

DELIA SANCHEZ – Connect to your soul for inspiration.  R250 – 1½ hr session.  082 968 4436

DELIA SANCHEZ:  Soul Connection.  1½ hrs – R250.  For bookings 082 968 4436

COME TO SUITABLE STEEL or let us come to you for all your mild & stainless steel fabrications and projects.  Call us on 083 412 4585 or visit www.suitablesteel.co.za

MOTORS FOR GATES & garages.  Repairs & installation of new motors.  072 245 5432

REQUIRED:  HOLIDAY HOMES. If you have a property that is available for holiday rentals I would love to market it for you. www.holidayhomesknysna.co.za Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553

VAT & UIF REGISTRATIONS & returns. Call Mariset Management at 044 382 7890

CALLING ALL JOINERS AND furniture makers!  Knysna Hardware is still the best supplier of chipboard, screws, corner-blocks and brackets, as well as drill-bits and pozi-bits.  26 Green St., tel. 044 382 2822.  Open Saturdays, 08h30 till 12.

TE HUUR:  3 s/k, sentraal, R3500 pm.  Kontak 071 104 8734

LOSE WEIGHT THE NATURAL way.  14th July, 18h00.  Ph. 083 702 6563

DID YOU KNOW THAT Knysna Hardware can cut and deliver boards?  Bring us your sizes and let us quote for you.  26 Green St., tel. 044 382 2822.  Open Saturdays 08h30 until 12.

TO LET – RHEENENDAL.  3 Bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, study and open plan living.  R4400 per month plus electricity.  Phone 044 388 4808 or 072 646 8740

I’M LOOKING FOR A ROOM to rent for two people.  073 482 4141

JUST ARRIVED:  Crystal hearts, Ammonite Rose Quartz wands at Ancient Ways, 044 382 2477

FOR SALE:  Wetherleys 2 seater sofa – needs slipcover – R700.  Alvima gas heater – R150.  044 382 0686

MATTRESS FOR SALE:  200cm x 180.  Top range, not being used.  R1500.  Please phone 087 808 3789

NEW SUNDAY CRAFT MARKET – Crabs Creek.  Lots of stunning goods!  Sabine 082 686 3578

THE BEST PEPPER SAUCE I ever had.  Good luck with your new way of serving carpaccio  sounds delicious.  JV

BOARDS CUT TO SIZE.  Let us quote for you.  Knysna Hardware, 26 Green str., tel. 044 382 2822.  Open Saturday 08h30 till 12.

BOX OF GIRL’S WINTER clothes + ass. shoes, size 1 – 2 years.  R120 for all. Ph. 087 808 3789

AAN MY LIEFSTE MAN Daniel Hartzenberg, Gods rykste seen op jou geboortedag.  Mag God jou nog baie jare spaar vir ons.  Dit kom met baie liefde van Lydia, Karin, Roseline, Desrin, Nikisha & DJ xxx

RAW FOOD COMBINED with cooked food.  Food awareness course, 14th July at 18h00.  Ph. 083 702 6563

REMOTES FOR GATES & garages.  Repairs as well as replacement remotes.  072 245 5432

RENTAL - LEISURE ISLE: 3 beds, study, modern kitchen, cottage. R8500pm. Jennifer 083 709 0932

THE PERFECT GIFT – Photo puzzles – make them & frame them!  Various sizes avail.  072 178 6840

PRE-PAID ELECTRICITY for sale @ Silver Sweetie in Knysna Mall, 044 382 6060

GEYSER TIMERS – Peter Oosthuizen of Belvidere reduced his electricity consumption from 30 units to 17 units per day by fitting a geyser timer.  Call Jamie 083 353 3090

ARE YOU A PUBLIC POLICY analyst living in Knysna?  I need your support for my academic studies.  Please leave your contact details at Action Ads offices, tel. 044 382 6673.  Leave the details with Hannah.

SIGNATURE JEWELLERY in silver & gold – boy & girl figurines.  Unique gifts for aunts, moms & sisters.  Contact Liza 083 536 7292 or go to www.le-chateau.co.za

KNYSNA’S HISTORY in song, Brian Gibson’s CD & DVD now available. Inspired by Dalene Matthee’s book “Circles in a Forest”, original compositions. Unique gift. Call Brian 084 280 2003 or visit shop “Vintage”, Long St, before Oumas Pantry

FANTASTIC PLASTIC @ Megaplastic.  Buckets, basins, bins on wheels, veggie racks, laundry baskets, tool boxes & so much more!  Woodmill Lane, 044 382 841, Spar Centre, Sedge 044 343 2497

DEENIE’S CUISINE – open Sat. for breakfast.  Lynn will play over lunch.  Come test Richard’s frozen “lemon” drink.  We are cooking up a storm.  Come see what’s on the menu!  See you at 9 Grey St.  Weather permitting.

ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES now available @ Smokers Corner, 044 382 1026

UPDATE YOUR KITCHEN with some modern handles and knobs or a new kitchen counter from Knysna Hardware.  We are now open on Saturdays!  26 Green St., tel. 044 382 2822

CRABS CREEK SUNDAY Market.  Come join us!  Sabine 082 686 3578.  Lots of crafts!

TO MR WARRICK & GARTH van Reenen, our deepest sympathy for your loss.  You lost a father and so did we.  May God strengthen you in this sad time.  Lots of love from your Pole-yard team.  God Bless

EDITING & PROOF-READING of documents service offered.  072 791 7637

SILVER & GOLD SIGNATURE jewellery – boy & girl figurines.  Unique gifts for aunts, moms & sisters.  Contact Liza 083 536 7292 or go to www.le-chateau.co.za

DEENIE’S CUISINE.  We are looking for a juicer.  If you have one that’s catching dust in your cupboard, bring it to 9 Grey St.  We will make you an offer.  083 412 8471

JJ’S – Justin and Carel, you are tapas “biscuits”.  Well done – Joe and Sammy

JENNA BABE STALL – all motif jeans marked down.  R500 pp.  Oyster Festival Fair Grounds.

LESLEYS STOCKS A wonderful anti-inflammatory which aids mobility & rebuilds joint cartilage.  Tel. 044 382 5828

AUTHENTIC ITALIAN pizza & pasta.  Eat-in or take home.  Only at Piccola Italia.

NEW PLAYMOBIL in stock at Giggles Toy Store, 044 382 1721

CARRIER OILS - wide selection including Wheat germ, Coconut Oil and Grape Seed to name but a few and a large selection of essential oils … @ Soul Food, Woodmill Lane

WANTED:  HOLIDAY HOMES. If you have a property that is available for holiday rentals I would love to market it for you. www.holidayhomesknysna.co.za Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553

STRAWBERRY DIABET Assist at Lesleys, Woodmill Lane & sugar & wheat-free biscuits too & lovely raw honey!

EXCITING NEW CRAFT MARKET – Crabs Creek.  Lots of stunning goods.  Sabine 082 686 3578

NEW GOLF CLOTHING RANGE in stock – Workwear Direct, 044 382 1090

COLLECTOR’S CORNER for memorabilia & costume jewellery.  Pop in!

FOR SALE:  Bird cages (2).  CD writer, new, R500 for all.  082 673 3465

PUPPIES FOR SALE:  Miniature Dachshund (worshondjies).  Black & tan.  078 889 8045

ARE U PAYING TOO MUCH rent? Office space available in the Main Road at a excellent price , designed to suit your needs. Phone Tracy - Fine & Country (044) 382 1553

ROOM TO LET in Paradise on ‘house share’ basis. Own bathroom, use of kitchen. Secure car parking. Access to deck overlooking Knysna Lagoon. R1750 per month, to include all charges. Apply by email to stratcon1@hotmail.com

MARINER 45HP – 1990.  Electric start.  No trim & tilt.  Good condition.  R7000. Dumain 072 300 2302

THE RED SHED PARTY VENUE for all occasions.  076 194 5706

KNYSNA LIQUORS - your local independent liquor store. Serving Knysna for 30 years.   Old fashioned values, service, free delivery…@ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square 044 382 1835

HSE FOR SALE – H/Home.  3 baths + flat, 2x gar.  R1.6 mil.  082 894 4555

APPLE LAPTOP – G4.  Perfect condition.  R4000 onco.  076 360 2034

BACHELOR FLAT TO LET in secure area.  Phone Dolf 083 276 4033

EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONAL Switchboard Operator required.  Call Jeff 083 600 3215

LESLEYS for all your Gaia products & friendly advice too.

HUNK OF THE MONTH – Alex the son (the very dishy one selling divine carrot cake @ Piccola Italia).  For the whole month of July. xxx

ON SHOW SUNDAY 11TH JULY Larenhill Welbedacht. Brand new 3 bed 2 bath home. Sunny deck, views of the Heads fitted kitchen granite tops only R895 000. Follow our show boards from Friday Night Market. Sue 073-431-1001 or Jay 076-164-8636

THE RED SHED kids party venue.  Made to suit your needs.  All ages welcome!  076 194 5706

KNYSNA LIQUORS - Klipdrift & Richelieu on special R69-95… Only @ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square, 044382 1835

GENTLEMEN:  We have shirts in stock up to size 5XL – Workwear Direct, 044 382 1090

HEALTH AWARENESS COURSE.  Bookings essential.  14th July at 18h00, Knysna Library.  Ph. 083 702 6563

UNIQUE GIFTS:  SIGNATURE jewellery in silver & gold – boy & girl figurines.  Perfect for aunts, moms & sisters.  Contact Liza 083 536 7292 or go to www.le-chateau.co.za

BUSINESS & HOUSE for sale.  Apply at Collector’s Corner, corner of Pitt Street.

ART & CRAFT MARKET – Sunday, Crabs Creek.  Come join us – everyone welcome!  Sabine 082 686 3578

SAMOOSAS:  Best homemade for parties, cocktails, etc.  044 382 1872

PRIME SECURITY – Control Room Operators needed, must be computer literate. Contact Jerome: 082 714 1201

4 SALE:  Citroën C2. 54 000 km, full service history, full house, metallic finish. R60 000.  Contact Duncan 079 523 5407

PART-TIME RECEPTION / housekeeper needed for backpackers.  Sober habits.  Accom. available.  074 849 1017

GLASSMEN has all your glass and aluminium needs.  Call us on 044 382 0441 or visit us at 29 Vigilance Dr., Knysna Industria.

ACCOMMODATION available:  Long / short-term.  Furnished & unfurnished available.  084 383 2560

GLASSMEN HAS LOTS of mirrors at special prices.  Visit us at 29 Vigilance Dr., Knysna Industria or call 044 382 0441

RENTAL:  Spacious flat.  1 Bed, 1 bath, open plan living.  Private entrance.  W&l incl.  R3000.  072 122 5472

ANTIQUE RIEMPIE BENCH.  Large.  Yellowwood kist.  044 343 1261

FISHING GEAR, BOAT, RODS, hooks, etcl, steel clamps, torque wrench, wheelbarrow, garden tools, Olympus 35mm zoom camera – R550.  Tel. 072 275 0177.  Bargains!

DESPERATELY SEEKING full-time employment.  47 Yr old woman.  Strong admin + computer skills.  Type 60wpm.  Lynette 072 054 4292

CUTE 2 B/ROOM, 2 BATH HOUSE to let.  R3500.  044 343 1623

CAR RE-SPRAYS FROM R3000. Rust experts, 36 yrs exp.  Brian / James 044 343 1774 / 073 534 7380

SEDGEFIELD, FOR RENT: 2 bed, 1 bath, single garage available immediately. R3500 per month. Pet & child friendly. Fully fenced. Call 044 343 2011.

SEDGEFIELD, FOR SALE: R1.18 million 3 bed,1bath house with flatlet & sunny garden. Close to school, village & lagoon. Make an offer now! Mandy 074 149 1634

SEDGEFIELD, FOR SALE: R 1.29 million – 1281m² stand with 2 bed,2 bath neat home on the Island with potential for subdivision. Make an offer today! Mandy 074 149 1634

NO CAR INSURANCE?  Had a crash?  Our prices will astound you!  Free quote.  Brian / James 044 343 1774 / 073 534 7380

HOUSE TO LET – EASTFORD.  Luxury furn. 2 bed with stunning view.  R7000. Liana 072 026 5190

HOUSE TO LET:  Industrial Area.  Large with 2 or 3 beds.  R4250 incl. w&e.  Liana 072 026 5190

TO LET:  Knysna Heights.  Sunny 2 bed flat with garden.  R3500 incl. w.  Liana 072 026 5190

A BIG THANK YOU to Mervin and team at SuperSpar for their kind donation of snacks.

JAWITZ - PHANTOM VILLAGE - 3 bed house in secure complex with indigenous garden and dbl garage. R6500 pm unfurn/ R7400 furn., excl water & elec. Call Sam on 074 110 2242

JAWITZ - REXFORD - furn 1 bed garden flat, R2200 pm incl water and elec. Call Sam on 074 110 2242

JAWITZ - WATERWAYS - 4 bed unfurn townhouse in leafy complex, fireplace, underfloor heating, garage and storage space. R5000 pm incl water, pre-paid elec. Call Sam 074 110 2242

JAWITZ - SPARREBOSCH - 3 bed, 2 bath furnished house with pool, lovely deck and single garage. R9000 pm, excl water and elec. Call Sam 074 110 2242

EXHIBITION - KNYSNA FINE ART invites you for drinks at 6pm on Friday 9th July for the opening of Rory Taits show "Sunflowers, Scarecrows and other symptoms".

HUNTERS HOME – 3 Bedroom, 2 bathroom family home with swimming pool. R8000 per month.  Please call Tina 083 200 3503

REXFORD – 4 Bedroom / bathroom low maintenance home available on long lease.  R9000 per month.  Please call Tina 083 200 3503

LAWYERS – Commercial office space available.  Walking distance to courthouse!  Competitively priced at R55m². Please call Tina 083 200 3503

RURAL / RUSTIC 2 BEDROOM pet-friendly cottage – Harkerville (between Plett & Knysna).  R2900 + electricity. Please call Tina 083 200 3503

SPARREBOSCH – Quality 4 bedroom/bathroom unfurnished home.  Available immediately.  R13 000 per month. Please call Tina 083 200 3503

BELVIDERE PARK.  3 Bedroom, 2 bathroom unfurnished cotage with double garage.  Available immediately in this secure complex.  Beautiful lagoon views.  R8000 per month. Please call Tina 083 200 3503

PARADISE.  Views!  Views!  Views!  3 Bedroom, 2 bathroom home with pool – modern, quality finishes throughout.  Available at R12 000 per month. Please call Tina 083 200 3503

COMMERCIAL – NEWLY renovated space available on Waterfront Drive. Please call Tina 083 200 3503

PLAYMOBIL PYRAMID now in stock.  Giggles Toy Store, 044 382 1721

TABOO SOAPS - 14 different colours and essential oils, only using natural ingredients … only @Soul Food,  Woodmill Lane

CONTROL ROOM OPERATORS needed at Prime Security. Must be computer literate. Contact Jerome: 082 714-1201

IMPORTED & HOME-CURED Italian meats available @ Piccola Italia.

LOTTO AVAILABLE @ Silver Sweetie, Knysna Mall, 044 382 6060

GLASSMEN for your colour coated glass.  Splashbacks, counter-tops, bathrooms & kitchens.  Visit us at 29 Vigilance Dr., Knysna Ind. or 044 382 0441

VID. CAM. – Sony PD170 + t-pod + case.  3 sets @ R35k each.  082 894 4555

FOR SALE:  Citroën C2. 54 000 km, full service history, full house, metallic finish. R60 000.  Contact Duncan 079 523 5407

EXCELLENT BUY AT A bargain price – must be seen.  Newly renovated home with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms in Upper Old Place.  R1.1 million.  Phone:  Knysnaland 044 382 2022 / 072 585 7519

ADVERTISING & MARKETING rep wanted.  082 686 3578

LIFT WANTED TO JHB asap.  Mel 084 872 7233 / 044 532 7908 (a/h)

CONTACT LIZA FOR SIGNATURE jewellery in silver & gold – boy & girl figurines.  Unique gifts for aunts, moms & sisters. 083 536 7292 or go to www.le-chateau.co.za

KNYSNA LIQUORS. Castle and Black Label dumpies  @ R109-95 … only @ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square, 044 382 1835

FOR RENT:  Lovely cottage, Ruigtevlei.  Suit couple. Pets welcome.  River access.  R2200. 076 194 5706

KNYSNA FINE ART invites you to join us for drinks on Friday 9th July at 6pm for the opening of Rory Taits exhibition "Sunflowers, Scarecrows and other symptoms".

HORNLEE – Bargain of the month.  2 Beds, 1 bath, lounge, in Kaptein Street.  Price:  R220 000.  Call 082 640 0499 or 083 439 8454, Shadrack Njozela, Huizemark.

RYKMANSHOOGTE – Knysna.  3 Beds, 2 baths, lounge, dining, granny flat.  Facebrick, covered carport.  Price:  R1 250 000 negotiable. Call 082 640 0499 or 083 439 8454, Shadrack Njozela, Huizemark.

FRAAISIG – KNYSNA.  3 beds, 2 baths, lounge, dining, storeroom, single garage, entertainment area, undercover, fireplace, price reduced.  Best price, R750 000. Call 082 640 0499 or 083 439 8454, Shadrack Njozela, Huizemark.

RYKMANSHOOGTE – KNYSNA.  4 Beds, 2 baths, double storey, double garage, Lagoon views, good investment. Price:  R1 950 000. Call 082 640 0499 or 083 439 8454, Shadrack Njozela, Huizemark.

ON THE KNYSNA RIVER: 2 bedroom cottage. Price reduced to R2 995 000. Call Archan 082 500 3303

ZEBRA SKIN FOR SALE – Brand new and immaculate R11,000. 076-1621663

2 LET:  Welbedacht – 1 bed + loft + double garage.  Semi-furnished, R4500.  2 Bed flat with garage – R3500.  2 Bed flat, Sedgefield – R2350.  Main Str. Properties, 044 382 6210

WILDLIFE CAMERAS – Motion activated.  For further info see www.wildlifewindowz.weebly.com or phone 076 381 8321

“MOVE-IT” NOT ONLY CLEARS garages, removes garden refuse & carts all sorts around, we deliver too!  We also do assist with deceased estates.  084 872 7233 / 044 532 7908 (a/h) to discuss.

FOR SALE:  Piano – R3000.  Lounge suite – mint cond., six seats – R4500.  Orba-Trek – R900.  Other solid wood furntire.  044 532 7852

ROOMS FOR RENT:  Big with private b/room in Khayalethu.  R650 per room.  Tel. 078 513 7591

TO LET:  cottage overlooking the lagoon.  2 Bedrooms, 1 bathroom.  Avail 01/08/2010. Contact Cathy 072 146 1014 or 044 382 2219

EMPLOYMENT OFFERED to a freelance Carpet Installer.  Contactable references – Call Marike on 044 382 6047

BLINDS, BLINDS, BLINDS – Stunning total block-out suede roller blinds now available from house & Tile.  Call Sally 044 382 6047

MOSAICS IN ASSORTED colours and sizes available from House and Tile, 2 Main Street, Knysna (opposite the Magistrates Court), 044 382 6047

SOUL FOOD. Beautiful selection of special gifts, for all occasions ….only @ Soul Food,  Woodmill Lane

BRIGHTHOUSE PROPERTY management provides maids or gardeners.  R160 pd.  To book, call 084 872 7233 or 044 532 7908 (a/h)

NEED ALUMINIUM WINDOWS, doors, skylights, framed & frameless showers?  Glassmen has them all.  Contact 044 382 0441

SIGNATURE JEWELLERY in silver & gold – boy & girl figurines.  Unique gifts for aunts, moms & sisters.  Contact Liza 083 536 7292 or go to www.le-chateau.co.za

SALE – LESS 40% on clothing at Workwear Direct, 044 382 1090

DON'T MISS Rory Tait’s exhibition "Sunflowers, Scarecrows and other symptoms" at Knysna Fine Art. Opening at 6pm on Friday 9th July.

WANTED:  LIFT TO JHB asap.  Mel 084 872 7233 / 044 532 7908 (a/h)

ANGUS BEEF FILLET – nothing better!  The Anchorage.

USED COMPUTER equipment for sale:  2 x 10” LCD colour touchscreens – R550 each – ideal for POS.  4x Impact tillslip printers – R550 each – all voetstoots.  Phone Hanli or Stefanie 044 382 5412 office hours only.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  RCS Auto card accepted for services and repairs.  You can now pay off any service or repair over a 12 or 24 month period.  Other credit cards also accepted.  Contact Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409

NOT ONLY KNOWN for our seafood & service – also our super steaks.  The Anchorage Restaurant.

SOUL FOOD. Come and visit us at Dune Roc Lifestyle Centre  with new ranges…@ Soul Food,  Grey Street

MASSIVE SALE ON CLOTHING – Workwear Direct, 044 382 1090

REAL ITALIAN CHEESES available @ Piccola Italia.

NEW LOWER PRICES for 2010 Playmobil – Yeah!  @ Giggles

UPDATE YOUR ARM CANDY with chunky bangles and cuffs from Metallic Mermaid – available in wood, resin, metal, brass and beaded.

MAKE A STATEMENT with a stunning silver necklace from Metallic Mermaid – it’ll transform all your black basics to glossy and glam (Quays & Woodmill Lane).

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Engines, gearboxes, steering, brakes, clutches, suspension, services.  You name it, we can do it!  No job too big or too small.  All parts and labour guaranteed.  Contact Peter or Elmarie, tel. 044 382 6409 for a booking.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  We have state-of-the-art tune up and diagnostic equipment which is compatible with all vehicles on-board computer systems.  We can now service your 2007 model as well.  Tel. Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409

COSIEST BY FAR – The Anchorage Restaurant, tel. 044 382 2230

SOUL FOOD - Macadamia oil, Olive oil, Coconut Oil only the purest, for your salads, stir fries etc… ….Only @ Soul Food,  Woodmill Lane

JUST LETTING:  Old Cape Road – furn bachelor flat overlooking the lagoon, R2900. Tel:  044 – 382 3695

JUST LETTING:  Sedgefield – we have a variety of units available from R3000. Tel:  044 – 382 3695

JUST LETTING:  Upper Central – unfurn 2 bed duplex unit, 1 small pet allowed. R3800.Tel:  044 – 382 3695

JUST LETTING:  Upper Central– unfurn 2 bed, 2 bath duplex unit, beautiful communal gardens. R4400. Tel:  044 – 382 3695

JUST LETTING:   We have various 3 / 4 bed hses available from R6500.Tel:  044 – 382 3695

JUST LETTING:  Paradise – unfurn 5 bed house, dble garage, includes 2 bed flat that may be sublet.       R16 500. Tel:  044  382 3695

BELLA – Professional make-up and hair stylist.  Bridal and special occasions.  Contact Lizelle Smith 076 281 4603

TO LET:  1½ bedrooms, main ens., open plan kitchen, large lounge, large balcony.  L&w included. Immediate occupation.  Sorry no pets, safe parking, R3500.  Dep. required. Fred 072 976 2928

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Ford, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Renault, Land Rover & Subaru servicing and repairs.  We have the special tools and the expertise.  Other makes also handled.  All credit cards accepted. Contact Peter or Elmarie 044 382 6409

KNYSNA LIQUORS. Electricity and air time, for your convenience… Only @ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square, 044382 1835

OYSTER HOT SPOT – The Anchorage Restaurant, 044 382 2230

FOR RENT:  1 B/r bach. flat.  W/e incl.  R2500 – CX Heights.  082 935 6985

I AM LOOKING FOR PAINTING work.  I was retrenched after 5 yrs with the last company due to the economic situation.  I have 10 yrs exp., am hard working, am reliable and have references.  I also speak fluent English and Afrikaans.  Ph. 078 057 5139

LANDROVER FOR SALE.  White 109 stationwagon.  R6, diesel conversion, galvanised chassis. Only R25 000.  Contact Charl Smith 044 382 4188

KNYSNA LIQUORS - Old Brown Sherry  R22-95  with free gift… Only @ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square, 044382 1835

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  We are accredited service and repair agents for most used car warranties, eg. Motorite.  Service with us and keep your warranty up to date.  We can also handle your claims. Contact Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409

ASSET TRADING – still the biggest 2nd hand shop in Knysna!  Wine cellar & books.  Behind Fruit & Veg., 044 382 4188

KNYSNA LIQUORS - Scottish Leader R74-95 … only @ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square, 044 382 1835

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Pete has provided affordable and reliable service and repairs to the Knysna community for the past 22 years.  There must be a good reason why we are still going strong.  Contact Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409

KNYSNA LIQUORS - we will deliver to your door, free,  to your home or business  … @ Knysna Liquors, Memorial Square 044 382 1835

FORD, MAZDA, MITSUBISHI, Renault, Land Rover and Subaru servicing.  Other makes also handled.  Contact Peter or Elmarie at PCL Auto Services, tel. 044 382 6409 for a service appointment.

SOUL FOOD HONEY.  Raw, unprocessed and only R19-95 a jar. ….Only @ Soul Food, Woodmill Lane

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Pete and Tim really enjoyed the cycle tour last Sunday. This weekend their attention turns to the angling competition.  Let’s hope that they don’t have to spend a cold and wet night on the lagoon on Saturday!

WENDY DEWBERRY – for the entertaining, loving humanitarian spirit that you are, we love you & wish you never ending songs of joy & good vibes on your birthday on Sunday & always.  Enjoy.  Love the Action Ads monkeys xxx

ANABEL, Fashion Designer, Bridal Dresses to Rent or Buy, 083 574 4255, anabeldesignlive.co.za'

STAINLESS STEEL BUILT-IN oven. Stunning Italian design with side hinged door. Two in use. One surplus to requirements. Brand new in a box. New price R4999, now R3999. Ph: 082 395 9986

RENT AN OPEN PLAN bachelor flat in Sedgefield for R2500 per month. Contact Magda at 083 231 1559

WANTED: 4 round old fashioned porcelain & brass toggle-type light switches for cash. Tel: Hanlie 082 446 4043

1976 FORD FOR SALE. 079 983 7238

GYMNASTICS: Starts 13th July. Ph: 082 224 5534

MANAGING COUPLE.  Malawian managing couple – 3 years exp. in tourism.  Phone 078 493 8653

BASIC BOOKKEEPING, VAT, PAYE, monthly reports, e-filing, Easyfile, R100 an hour. 079 244 3475

DRIVING 2 CAPE TOWN on 11th of July. I have place for 1 person. Please call Byron 072 884 9060

DEBT PROBLEMS? Speak to an NCR registered debt councellor 072 841 2312

KNYSNA PRIVATE NURSING Prac., Sr. Noreen Sass, offering the following services to patients:  Colostomy Care, Advanced Wound Care, Incontinence Care, Home Based Post-Op Care. Cell: 082 710 8868, office: 044 382 0973, office hours:  08h30 to 16h00.  21 Spring St., Unit D, Court Sq.

FILM & TAPES, 8mm, 16mm VHS Beta, etc. to DVD. Ray 082 787 9237

I AM LOOKING FOR WALLPAPER or wall board. Ph: 072 953 2015

BASIC BOOKKEEPING, R100 an hour - Vats, PAYE, monthly reports, e-filing, Easyfile, 079 244 3475

ALESSI SHOWER. Stunning. Was R12 000, I want R3000 onco. Landrover Freelander boot protector shell. Fiberglass, unused R500. Landrover Freelander rear boot dog guard. Powder coated steel, unused, R850. Ph: 082 395 9986

ANABEL, Fashion Designer, Custom-made Day and Evening Wear, 083 574 4255, anabeldesignlive.co.za'

DEBT PROBLEMS? Speak to an NCR registered debt councellor 072 841 2312

Bibbieshoek: 1.4ha income producing smallholding with 3 cottages. Asking price R1 800 000. Call Archan 082 500 3303

Rheenendal: 4ha with 4 dwellings in park like setting on tar road. Asking price R4 995 000. Call Archan 082 500 3303

Rheenendal: 4 ha vacant land with mountain views. Asking price R1 300 000. Call Archan 082 500 3303

Thesen Islands: Holiday home with 3 bedrooms. Asking price R2 750 000. Call Vanita 083 394 0095

Thesen Islands: On the beach, 3 bedrooms. Asking price R3 950 000. Call Vanita 083 394 0095

Thesen Islands: Guest accommodation. Successful guest house. 4 bedrooms. Asking price R6 500 000. Call Vanita 083 394 0095

Thesen Islands: Family home on the water. Asking price R6 200 000. Call Vanita 083 394 0095

Thesen Islands: North facing on the canals. Asking price R5 100 000. Call Vanita 083 394 0095.

Video casette player (VCR). Sharp, in full working order, unwanted R200. Dixon AV3388 Tuner/amp, super condition. Hardly used R650. DSTV decoder R150. Teac Dolby CD/DVD player, super condition. Hardly used R650. Ph: 082 395 9986

2 X FLATS TO LET: R2000 & R2200. Ph: 073 230 1209

PRIME SECURITY – Security Guards required. Contact Jerome: 082 714 1201

SCANNER AS NEW & printer. What offers? Ph: 082 220 9061

Electrolux vacuum cleaner with attachments. R500. Two wall hung quality toilets with really nice seats (unused) R200 each. Ph: 082 395 9986

PRIME SECURITY – Security Guards available for all your needs. Contact Christo: 082 5470 6425

GAS FIREPLACE, complete. Can be viewed, in use. Cost R3904. Excluding installation. Make an offer. 044 382 6303 quick.

ROOIKRANS – Braai or firewood bags or loads. Ph: 083 738 5056

1997 FORD TRACER 1.3, h. back, white, good cond. Km 092700. Full service, tow-bar, lady owner. 46 Years in CX. Take care of pets, house, shop sitting. 082 675 4472

WORLD CUP TICKET FOR SALE: 3rd & 4th place. Saturday 10th July, P.E. R900. Ph: 078 292 8602

EXPERIENCED GARDENER available. Ref. avail. Ph: Nomen 076 458 8961

HARKERVILLE HOUSE: 3 beds, 2 baths, kitchen, open plan lounge. Flat 1 bed, 1 bath, open plan, kitchen, long term. Richard 082 650 9366

PRIME SECURITY – For electric fence installations & monitoring, contact Christo: 082 5470 6425

EYELASH EXTENSIONS – Bat those lashes, cry, exercise, swim & never worry about mascara running.  Call Joedene’s 076 370 5579

ACCOMMODATION NEEDED: Urgently looking for room to rent for 1 or 2 ppl. Elec not vital, can use gas. Water needed. Please contact 072 369 3260.

BEADS & ACCESSORIES now in stock @ Bargain World, 2 Market St. (Next to Cycle Shop)

FOR SALE: 34.6ht in Highway West, Rheenendal. 044 388 4622 or 072 277 0806

CABINBOAT & TRAILER – Licenced, 30hp Yamaha.  Good condition.  R25k.  Ph. 074 807 1410

MERCEDES 200E 1992, v.g.c. only 146000km. R36 000. Tel: 076 676 5210

PRIME SECURITY – Driver Required. Honest and reliable. To transport staff and run various errands. Must have PDP. Contact Jerome: 082 714 1201

TREAT YOURSELF:  Pedicures, manicures & Gel nails.  Friendliest in town!  076 370 5579

WANT GORGEOUS NAILS?  Come to Joedene’s for longlasting, elegant Bio-Gel nails. 076 370 5579

BARGAIN WORLD: We buy almost anything! We need your bric-a-brac! Ph: 079 369 5550

BARGAIN WORLD: We accept consignment goods. We collect! 2 Market St. Ph: 079 369 5550

BARGAIN WORLD: We buy & sell furniture, tools, fishing rods & reels, DVD’s, PC & PS2 games, computers, teddies, curtains, linen, crockery, cutlery, etc. 2 Market St. Ph: 079 369 5550

PC SPARES WANTED: Harddrives, m/boards, ram, etc. Ph: 079 369 5550

BARGAIN WORLD: We stock huge variety of products. Friendly service. 2 Market St.

FOR SALE: Kitchen units, off-cuts and sinks. Tel: 044 382 5394 / 072 277 0806

TO LET: ±360m² in Knysna, light industrial/commercial space. Tel: 044 382 5394 or 072 277 0806

LEE – Two years gone on Friday, always in our hearts. Nougy Bar, Starry & Lin Pin xxx.

NICK OCKER Manufacturing Jeweller next to Spar at 6 Mulberry Garden. Tel 044 3825453

HOSPICE CHARITY SHOPPE, Long St. We hire cutlery and crockery at competitive prices!  Try us! 044 382 6353

MAIDS! MAIDS! MAIDS!  Monica can supply you with a “maid-for-a-day”.  Call 082 570 3040 or 044 384 1267.

NUUT IN KNYSNA?  Opsoek na ‘n betekenisvolle moderne gemeente?  Kyk na www.kaleidoskoop.co.za

WOODEN DROPPERS:  1,5m or 1,8m.  Ph. Lizzie 083 582 8938

KNYSNA FRAMERS & GALLERY cc.  Custom • Décor • Gallery Framing • Mirrors • Box • Stretchers.  Prof. décor advice.  Trade / artist disc.  Jenni Isaac 044 382 4202 / 083 703 3693

MONICA FROM HOUSE Management Services can deliver / pick up any parcels between Knysna & Plett every Thursday.  Ph. 082 570 3040

BEFORE YOU TRADE-IN YOUR vehicle what ever it is car, bakkie, etc phone me, I will better the price or have a buyer for you. Zoë 083 376 1372

I AM LOOKING FOR NEAT, low mileage vehicles, bakkies, microbus, etc. I have numerous buyers for you. Phone Zoë 083 376 1372.

ARE YOU BUYING A NEW or used vehicle or trading in or selling a vehicle?  For better prices & professional advice, phone Zoë for the best deal.  083 376 1372

CANOPIES WANTED.  Phone me, Zoe on 083 376 1372

A1 & A2 LAMINATING @ Office Supplies Unlimited. 044 382 5620.

SCRAPBOOKING SUPPLIES now available at Office Supplies Unltd. Album sheets, stickers, brads, ribbons, Acid free glues, albums etc. Cnr. Hedge & Rawson St (old Plumblink building). Tel: 044 382 5620 5782.

THE POTTER – The studio with a difference. Quality ceramics and a vast range of olives. Situated on the N2 between Plett & Knysna. Tel: 044 532 7735

CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST Dr Ilza Botha, tel. 044 382 3518, cell: 076 116 1132

PLEASE NOTE! Opinions expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect those of the owners or publishers. Sky Printers t/a Action Ads Knysna

ACTION ADS is printed & published by Sky Printers T/A Action Ads CK87/02583/23 & is registered as a newspaper

NOTEPADS @ ACTION ADS: Big variety personalised printed, unprinted, scrap, duplicate, triplicate for restaurants etc – various sizes. Talk to Hanlie @ 044 382 7010

READ ACTION ADS ON THE Internet every week… go to:  www.actionads.co.za J

THE DALE ELLIOTT Art Gallery, Woodmill Lane.  A new selection of original paintings and graphics by Dale.  Phone 044 382 5646.

AN IDEAL GIFT: Dale Elliott Art Course on CD Rom now available – Oils/Acrylics or Watercolours.  Phone 044 382 5646 or call at The Dale Elliott Art Gallery in Woodmill Lane for a demonstration.

CAR HIRE NOW AT BAKKIE RENT 044 382 4799 / 082 822 2124

CARS, BAKKIES & TRAILERS available from Bakkie Rent. Ph. 044 382 4799 / 082 822 2124

E4ELECTRICAL-Everything you need electrically if you are building or renovating.  Open 7am weekdays & 08h30 Saturdays.  Electrical Wholesaler with a difference!  25 Gordon St., 044 382 0265, www.e4electrical.4x2.net

E4ELECTRICAL.  Innovative products, excellent service, best prices.  More than your 1-stop electrical shop!  25 Gordon Str., 044 382 0265

E4ELECTRICAL for all electrical materials if you are building / renovating.  Many, many other products also!  Try us first at 25 Gordon Str., 044 382 0265

E4ELECTRICAL for all your budget light fittings, festive lights, security lights, spot and flood lights, downlights, outdoor lights and all the lamps & globes to match.  25 Gordon Str., 044 382 0265

FEATHERS GALLERY still the best choice for that extra special gift. Tel: 044 382 5629

FEATHERS originals in both birds & wildlife are still the best gift and are available at the factory. Tel: 044 382 5629

FEATHERS GALLERY at the factory. Uil Street, Industrial Area, Knysna. Tel: 044 382 5629

SECOND GRADE PINE CEILING: Blue stain for whitewashing / wall cladding R45 /m2 at Fechters Sawmill 044 382 1222

PINE CEILING, flooring, skirting direct to the public at Fechters Sawmill, 044 382 1222

PINE FLOORING, ceiling, skirting direct to the public at Fechters Sawmill, 044 382 1222

PINE SKIRTING, ceiling, flooring direct to the public at Fechters Sawmill, 044 382 1222

FIREWOOD: Kiln dried blackwood. R20 per bag. Collect at Fechters Sawmill 044 382 1222

BOAT FOR SALE:  Booze Cruizer, electric start, four stroke 30Hp Suzuki, roadworthy trailer, cover & collapsible shade roof.  R70 000.  Private sale.  082 452 2146

Decking, pickets, poles and fencing timber direct from sawmill - Geelhoutvlei Timbers: Zane 044 3562 644 / email zanegeelhoutvlei.co.za / www.geelhoutvlei.co.za

Flooring, ceiling, ½ log and DIY timber direct from sawmill - Geelhoutvlei Timbers: Zane 044 3562 644 / email zanegeelhoutvlei.co.za / www.geelhoutvlei.co.za.

JUMPING CASTLE for hire, from 3 to adult.  Best rates in town.  Phone Julie @ Little Elephants, 083 247 6032

FOR HIRE:  Jumping castle, from 3 to adult.  Best rates in town.  Phone Julie @ Little Elephants, 083 247 6032

LONG TERM RENTALS & holiday rentals – Contact Engel & Völkers 044 382 4344 or Barbara 072 634 9243

RENTALS, LONG TERM & holiday rentals – Contact Engel & Völkers 044 382 4344 or Barbara 072 634 9243

TOPWORK & RIGGING? If you haven’t got fully insured in your ad – you shouldn’t be felling trees. Go with the pro’s – fully insured for your protection. P&P Rigging & Tree Service. www.treepro.co.za. 082 901 3444. Will beat any written quote!

P&P RIGGING & TREE SERVICE 082 901 3444 – www.treepro.co.za.

WE BUILD IT IN WOOD - Custom Timber Construction 082 901 3444

PAINTCRAFT:  4 all your home & business painting requirements.  Call Garrin 072 182 9321

PAINTCRAFT painting contractors:  repainting houses, roofs, decking, timber homes.  Call Garrin on 072 182 9321

Allsound Security stocks a full range of pepper sprays and self defence equipment.

Allsound Security – 17 years of keeping Knysna safe.

Allsound Security – Keeping Knysna safe for the last 17 years.

HOMES / APARTMENTS required for long-term rentals.  Pre-approved tenants.  Please call Engel & Völkers 044 382 4344 or Barbara 072 634 9243

APARTMENTS / HOMES required for long-term rentals.  Pre-approved tenants.  Please call Engel & Völkers 044 382 4344 or Barbara 072 634 9243

LIVE, UPMARKET JAZZ, background keyboard and vocals: Diniel Weston 083 417 3864

NEW ROOFTOP MARKET experience in Knysna! Looking for unique storeholders/ vendors to partake is this new and exciting experience coming soon to Knysna. Please contact: Megan 044 382 1291 or 082 425 8467

WANT TO START YOUR OWN art & craft classes or have an interesting craft to teach our kiddies? We supply the venue FOC in Knysna, in return for only 10% of your sales. Marketing advice FOC! Megan 044 382 1291 / 082 425 8467

BACKPACKER ACCOMM. Knysna. African Jewel Backpackers, cnr Bond & Grey St (up the road from FNB, just past Action Ads). Peaceful accommodation just out of the busy town centre of Knysna. Bookings: sleepafricanjewel.co.za or ph. 044 382 1979 or 082 042 3603. Visit our website: www.africanjewel.co.za

JOIN GARETH PATTERSON, award winning wildlife expert and author of “The Secret Elephants”, on foot in the Knysna Forest and learn about the world of the Knysna Elephants. This is an unique experience not to be missed! For details contact Rozanne Savory 044 386 0100, cell 083 408 9114. Email: rozannesavory@telkomsa.net.

FURNITURE REPAIR + restore.  Door repair too. Gerry 084 288 8224

FOR SALE: Quadsport LTZ 250. R170 000 ono. Ph: 071 284 8569

CHATEAU DE SOURS Rosé: Special offer: Blend of 40% Cabernet and 60% Merlot from just outside St Emillion. This is a light, dry and delicious rosé with very low sulphur. R35/bottle- minimum order 12 = R420 per case excluding delivery. Ph Jane Greenwood at
Cuvées Classiques 083 461 7105 or 021 465 2286.

ER24: 0800 22 55 99 EMERGENCY Medical Care, real-help-real-fast. Residents of Knysna this is a Toll Free no. 0800 22 55 99 for any emergency 24/7

PLETT RESIDENTS…. please note that you can place your adverts for Action Ads @ Hobbies & Hardware in the Main St, or you can e-mail adsactionads.co.za , or fax 044 3825167, and we’ll contact you. Our Tel no: 044 382 3222

SEDGE RESIDENTS…. please note that you can place your adverts for Action Ads @ Sedge Hardware near the robot, or you can e-mail adsactionads.co.za, or fax 044 3825167, and we’ll contact you. Tel no: 044 382 3222

ANGLICAN CHURCH: St. Georges, Main St. Tel 044-382 1239 (Parish Office).  The Large Church: Eucharist: Sun, 8am & 9:30am.  The Small Church: Eucharist, Tues, 10am;  Wed & Thurs, 7:45am.  Also on major saints days.  Both church buildings open Mon–Fri 7:30am–3pm.  Welcome for prayer, quietness and viewing.

REHOBOTH PENTICOSTAL Community Centre, Hornlee, Knysna, 082 484 0898.  Times of celebration:  Tues, Wed & Thursday evening, 19h30.  Sunday morning:  10 am.  Contact persons:  Past. W. Tony & Elder Collin Williams

THE WORLD FOR JESUS Ministries in SA (Reg 06/RF0046). Mission: win the lost at any cost. Vision: reinstate the Apostolic Ministry community projects & educate, train & release people in ministry. Office: 1316 Elephant St Hornlee, Knysna. Pastor Barend Fredericks. 073 277 1621 / 084 729 5517

HORSE RESCUE 082 324 3145: Horse Rescue J

PINKSTER Protestante Kerk, Protea St, Hornlee. 083 748 4369. Maan: biduur 19:30. Dins: sel & woordskool 19:30. Woens: Sand/aanbidding 19:30. Don: Biduur 19:30. Vry+Sat: Jeug 19:30. Son: Kinderdiens 9h00, erediens 10:00, evangelie 17:00

ARTISTS AND ART-LOVERS:  The Sedgefield Art Society always welcomes new members.  Meetings are at 2pm on the second Monday of the month at the Sedgefield Library Hall.  Further info: Call 044-343 1401 Wendy

24 HOUR CRISIS LINE: for addictions, obsessions, relationship problems etc. Ph 044 532 7547 (Discretion assured).

DRINKING OR DRUG problem? Ph Knysna Drug & Alcohol Centre – 044 382 5260.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS meeting @ St Boniface Catholic Church Hall, Queen St, Mon 7 to 8pm & Wed 7 to 8pm. Bob 083 236 1155 or Lesley: 072 769 2276

AFM KOINONIA WORSHIP Ministries Church. Services: Mon 19h30 music practice training; Tues 19h30 home cell fellowship; Wed 19h30 Sisters fellowship; Thurs 19h30 Assembly prayer meeting; Fri 19h30 Youth fellowship; Sun 8h45 children ministry & 10h00 praise & worship celebration service. Assembly leader: Pastor Martin & Tasnim Kroutz. Contact us for all your spiritual needs at 083 308 2945. Office 044 385 0939

IN A PREGNANCY CRISIS? There’s help available.  Contact Options Pregnancy Centre on 044 382 7478 for confidential testing or counselling.

THE ISLAND CHURCH. A Partners in Harvest Church. All welcome. Sunday services & children’s church 9am above Porters Auto on Waterfront Drive.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.  Venue:  Knysna Library, Memorial Square.  Time:  Thursday 19:30.  Phone:  Leon 044 382 1629 / Fiona 084 753 5967

RED CROSS SHOP:  Clothes, blankets for the needy, as many people have nothing to keep them warm.  Also books, and all those things hiding in your attic.  We need them all for the Red Cross Shop.  Please phone June 044 381 0038

GRACE COMMUNITY, Lamco Gebou.  Maan:  19h30, Sustersbiduur, Dins, 19h30 Seldienste, Woens, 19h30 Aandbidding, Don, 19h30 Gemeentebiduur, Vry & Sat, 19h30 Jeugaand, Son, 9h00 Sondagskool, 10h00 Erediens.  Ph. 083 459 9806, 073 484 8042, 083 977 4269.  Almal welkom.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR carers of dementia patients. Call Sue 082 740 0081

HEALING REIKI for mind, body and soul, will now be done on the first and last Thursday of each month at the Lions Club House, Trotter Street (next to Stepping Stones), from 10h30am to 3pm. All donations received are passed on the Lions Club Charities.

YOU ARE INVITED to the family church in Knysna.  Sunday service @ 09h30am.  Childrens Church and cry-room available.  Knysna Presbyterian Church, 14 Clyde Street.  Enquiries:  Rev. Warren Muller 083 400 0972

KNYSNA LIONS MEETING: 3rd Tuesday every month. Time 19:30, Trotter Street. Contact Elaine 082 446 6333

IF YOUR HOME IS UNHAPPY because someone drinks too much, we can help you. For families & friends of problem drinkers, contact Jane 083 256 0841

FIREWOOD – Extra-dry delivered.  R300 per load.  Karri gum poles, any length.  Call Gordon 072 732 2160

EXTRA DRY FIREWOOD delivered.  R300 per load.  Karri gum poles, any length.  Call Gordon 072 732 2160

FIREWOOD DELIVERED – Extra-dry - R300 per load.  Karri gum poles, any length.  Call Gordon 072 732 2160

CALL GORDON FOR FIREWOOD – Extra-dry delivered.  R300 per load.  Karri gum poles, any length.  072 732 2160

FIREWOOD FOR SALE including delivery, Knysna & Sedgefield. Blackwood & Karrigum. Phone Gordon 072 732 2160

SELFDEFENCE @ Knysna Locksmith. Pepper-ball-guns, pepper-sprays and tazers.

REMOTES @ Knysna Locksmiths

LASERS @ Knysna Locksmiths

WOW, some children who had the measles vaccination still got measles! Does it work then? It is not law to vaccinate. Real health is a lifestyle! In Touch Chiropractic. 044 382 3888

some children who had the measles vaccination still got measles - Wow! Does it work then? It is not law to vaccinate. Real health is a lifestyle! In Touch Chiropractic. 044 382 3888

Did you know Ritalin causes the brain to shrink! (Psycho-stimulants cause brain atrophy) Do you want this for your child? Educate, don’t medicate! In Touch Chiropractic. 044 382 3888

Did you know - Ritalin causes the brain to shrink! (Psycho-stimulants cause brain atrophy) Do you want this for your child? Educate, don’t medicate! In Touch Chiropractic. 044 382 3888

ALL SMALL AND LARGE handyman projects. Ph: Tim 082 472 7822

ROOF LEAK. Gauranteed repairs, fast & efficient service. Ph: Tim 082 472 7822

BUILDING / ALTERATIONS, carpentry work, etc. Ph: Tim 082 472 7822

BURGLAR BARS, security gates. Ph: Tim 082 472 7822

ASTROLOGY COURSE starts 25 July at Knysna Wellness Centre. Call Richard for details at 082 934 5212, or visit www.richardfidler.com

ASTROLOGY READINGS by Richard Fidler at the Knysna Wellness Centre. For bookings call 082 934 5212 or email astrofit@yahoo.com

ANTIQUES & BOOKS. Visit us at Déjà vu, 8 Gray St. (next to Mon Petit Pain.) We’d love to see you. We buy/sell. Ph: 044 382 1259

BOOKSHELVES BUCKLING? I buy books and will gladly collect. Phone Tony on 073 220 6015

TO LET: Office space in established building. 75m2. Behind library. Call 044 382 3888.

BUSINESS PREMISES TO LET, 75m2, in medical building. Behind library. Call 044 382 3888.

COME TRY THE BEST LINDT HOT chocolate in our cosy lounge @ Harry B’s

SUNNY SECLUDED COURTYARD for coffee’s & cake @ Harry B’s

FREE BAR SNACKS during all matches – every Saturday plus dbl brandy & coke R12.50 @ Harry B’s

ALL GAMES SHOWN LIVE – in our bar by our cosy fire @ Harry B’s

THANK YOU TANYA (www.inspiredinspirit.com/tanyann) for the label design of the Souvenir wine, available only at Imperial Liquors. From Knysna Animal Welfare

KNYSNA ANIMAL WELFARE thanks Postnet for the printing of the labels for the 2010 Souvenir wine. Available only at Imperial Liquors

GET YOUR KNYSNA 2010 Soccer Souvenir wine from Imperial Liquors – while stocks last! Proceeds to Knysna Animal Welfare

HOUSE FOR SALE: in Hornlee-Wes. Urgent! Please contact Debbie on 082 534 9046

60 YEARS AND OLDER? Safaris for small groups: Namibia Highlights, Botswana Delta, Vic Falls, Kruger Park and Mozambique. info@fleetfootsafaris.com / 082 464 6425

ASCEND ADVERTISING *Graphic Design * Photography * Printing * cms Website Design
www.ascendadvertising.co.za Tel: 079 697 0382. Office 7, The Boatshed - Thesen Island

COUGH-GO: Best herbal cough & chest remedy only available @ Knysna KwikSpar. It’s an absolute winner! 082 296 5021

FRESH FISH @ MR FISH, Clyde Street. 044 382 3205

EMPTY FURNITURE TRUCK from JHB to the coast, end July. Please fill him up! Call Clement 073 330 2950

8MM VIDEO CAMERA. Looking to buy or rent an 8mm video camera. Call Tom 082 554 6280

BAD BACK – Release those everyday stresses with a do-it-yourself ‘Best Friend’ back massage roller. It’s amazing! For more info. Ph: Kerri on 083 502 2229 or check at the Harvest Time Market, Harkerville, every Saturday morning.

TELETUBBIE LAND Playschool caters for babies, toddlers & aftercare. In town, end of Trotter St. Ph: Tania 072 852 0426

FOR SALE: Penn Senator 9.0 fishing reel with matching deep sea boat rod and harness. R1200. View at Watersports (Below Knysna Wimpy). Tel: 044 382 2311 and ask for Tanny

TO LET: Knysna Heights: 3 bed, 1 study, 2 bathrooms, dbl garage, pool, fully enclosed back garden, garden serv. incl. Pet friendly. R6800 pm. Ph: 082 448 5779

FLEECE JACKETS & waistcoats less 20% @ SailSouth, Main St.

SHOPRIDER 4 SALE: R4800. Phone 071 682 1151

URGENT PLOT FOR SALE, Kaptein Straat. 078 623 1941, Hornlee

RHEENENDAL LIFESTYLE. On tar road. 3 Lovely houses with views. Huge storage wing. Parklike gardens, huge trees, dam. Very peaceful, safe & secure. Retired female owner needs to relocate near family. Asking R4 900 000. Tel owner 082 320 2070

WILLIAM 078 720 6944 (from Zim.) looking for weekend work. Sat & Sun. Any work.

PRENTE KOEKE FOTOKOEKE. Skakel Shiela 082 727 9385

TO LET: Hunters Home, 1 bed apartment, en-suite bath, lounge/kitchen, pool, sep. entrance, secure parking, unfurn. Avail. 1st Aug. 2010. Long lease. Rent for couple R2600. Single person R2450. Electricity extra. No pets, no smokers. Ph: 082 442 0257 / 082 556 0877

GOOSE VALLEY APARTMENT to let: 2 bedrooms, partly furnished, garage, golf member. Lovely views. Available immed. R3900 pm. Elec. extra. Phone 082 556 0877

YAMAHA PSR280 with stand. As new R1700 onco. Tel: 082 467 8596

PASTEL ACCOUNTING – Training courses. Phone Mineen 083 714 9447

SUNDAY MARKET. Flea market. Craft. Boot sale. Close to George Mall. Penny 083 953 3601

WANTED: Weather monitoring instruments, Barometer, etc. for local Sea Cadets. Tel: 072 903 6590

ALCARE & ALOE FEROX (factory prices) @ Health’s Bells, Quays

TAVIA’S BODY & SKINCARE Clinic. Permanent make up, advanced skin treatments, massage, waxing, tinting, manicures, pedicures. Contact us 044 382 6364

WOOD TURNING LATHE R800, Wadkin thickneser R4500. Rockwell bandsaw R3000. Kitty sliding table saw R3500. 100L compressor R1400. 082 833 2567

CANOPY FOR NEW SHAPE Ford Bantam. R3500. 082 833 2567

SURFBOARDS X 2. 082 328 2407

FIREWOOD: 082 328 2407

NEW RESTAURANT in exciting new Knysna Mall( opening Oct/Nov, requires capable team: charismatic team leader; creative chef; perfect baker; traditional cook; friendly waitrons; logistics/ orders. Urgent CV's to loveknysna@gmail.com

REQUIRE USED RESTAURANT /kitchen/catering equipment/ fridges, etc for new restaurant opening Nov. Selling any? Plse send details to loveknysna@gmail.com

SUPPLIERS TO RESTAURANTS for all equipment, food, etc. items required to contact new restaurant urgently: loveknysna@gmail.com

FRAILCARE, ASSISTED LIVING & cottages available at Stromboli’s near Plett. Call 083 287 9912 for details or go to www.strombolis.co.za

COTTAGE FOR SALE AT Strombolis Retirement Village. 1 Bed, 1 bath, garage. R850 000. 083 287 9912 / www.strombolis.co.za

KNYSNA BRICKS: Concrete blocks, stock bricks & clay bricks. Any quantity. You phone – we deliver! 044 382 1821 / 082 551 2290 / 083 394 9597

KNYSNA BRICKS: Don’t take chances, our blocks & bricks are tested to SABS standards. Buy direct from our factory. We deliver any quantity to your site. Phone or call to our factory today. 14 Hadeda St, Knysna Industria. Tel: 044 382 1821 / 082 551 2290

PAINTER IN KNYSNA. My excellent painter needs work. Ph Joseph 082 818 9588. For ref. ph. James 044 532 7882 or 082 800 8815

MY EXCELLENT PAINTER needs work in Knysna. Ph Joseph 082 818 9588. For ref. ph. James 044 532 7882 or 082 800 8815

DRAUGHTING REQUIREMENTS contact Bill Hartley 083 654 8879

TRACY HEPBURN DESIGNS for all your draughting requirements. Contact 082 695 3119

FRESH QUAIL EGGS for sale. 083 488 1921

BARGAIN CORNER – NOW OPEN, corner of Vigilance & Progress Street, Industrial, Knysna.  New and used building supplies.  Doors, windows, roof sheets, taps, baths, sinks, toilets, timber, skirting, beams, tools and furniture etc.  You want it, we got it!  Best prices in Knysna!  Phone:  082 551 2290 or 082 551 2391

EDEN WENDY HOUSES: July special: 2,1x2,1m = R5950. 2,4x2,4m = R8950. 3mx3m = R8950. 2,4x4,8m = R11 950. 3mx6m = R14 950. 3mx9m = R19 950. We only use CCA 1st grade wood. 082 833 2567

WE’RE BACK! The best quality outdoor furniture on the Garden Route has come home to Scarab Village. See our display everyday or at the Saturday Market. Call Leon 084 490 9205

FOR RENT: Modern newly renovated, unfurn., garden flat, 2 bed + 2 bath. braai area, w+l incl. R4500 p.m. Phone 084 441 0324 or email: beemeabsamail.co.za

WE PAY CASH for glass, plastic, paper, cardboard. Guaranteed best prices in the industry. Khulani Waste Management, Old Sawmill, Concordia. Call 076 148 2899

FURNITURE REMOVALS, country wide or to Zimbabwe. Call Clement 073 330 2950

RESTORATION OF WOODEN furniture done at Die Werkswinkel in Hornlee, Knysna. Ph: 044 385 0126 for directions and enquiries

THE ROLL-IN SHOP PLUS is a project of Knysna APD. It stocks adult nappies at competitive prices, as well as other items of use to disabled or elderly people. Visit us on the corner of Queen and Cove Streets in Knysna

WANTED: Empty 400g tins. Please drop off at the Roll-In Shop Plus, cnr of Queen & Cove Streets, Knysna. Thanks

PLEASE DONATE SECONDHAND furniture, white goods, applicances to the Roll-In Shop Plus. Ph: 074 457 5559 for info. This is a charity shop for Knysna Association for Persons with Disabilities and we need your assistance to survive

UPGRADING YOUR cellphone? Please donate your old phone to a physically disabled person for whom it will be a lifeline. Drop off at the Roll-In Shop Plus, cnr Queen & Cove St, Knysna for att: Jenny Hayward. Thank you.

TREE SERVICE: Felling, trimming, branch removal. Qualified. Call Simon 076 161 8158

SPACIOUS 2 bedroom garden flat, Sedge. avail. daily. 084 808 7530

~~~~~~YOGA WITH VAL~~~~~~ 083 456 2454

HOMEOPATH: Dr. Geraldine Robson-Parsons 083 482 7017 / Rooms 044 382 4245

NEED AN ARCHITECT/INTERIOR architect – we are here, from Germany – edda Architects 076 043 1409

BUYING OR SELLING a business? Contact FSG Business Brokers on 044 382 3071 www.fs-group.co.za

MOVE YOUR HOSTING to us and get: world class servers + world class service + world class support. We can even make your website updateable - you can change it as often as you like. Move to Insite today. 044 533 3830

FREE WITH ALL OUR HOSTING packages - prompt, courteous, efficient support; technical know-how and years and years of experience. We also return your calls, we are pro-active, and we always try to provide that little extra customers may expect but don't always get. Insite is simply unbeatable, and we're here to stay. 044 533 3830.

Relish Catering - tasty home made meals delivered to Knysna and Sedgefield. Call Janene 083 478 1849

Don't feel like cooking?... call Relish Catering for tasty meals, free delivery to Knysna & Sedgefield. Call Janene 083 478 1849 or email janenea@iafrica.com

Impress your guests with a meal you can call your own..... call Relish Catering, will cook and deliver. Janene 083 478 1849

Relish Catering - for all your catering needs, call Janene 083 478 1849 - no order too small!

WE BUY & SELL quality used clothing for cash at 2nd hand Sam’s, Ou Fabriek, Main St.  044 382 2621

CASH FOR CLOTHING! Second Hand Sam’s needs quality clothing.  Ou Fabriek, Main St.  044 382 2621

AT 2ND HAND SAM’S WE BUY & sell quality used clothing for cash, Ou Fabriek, Main St.  044 382 2621

KEN WRIGHT - AIRPORT Transfers 082 459 0663.

FAX/PRINTER, COPIER repairs. 082 459 0663

MINI FACTORIES TO LET: 25, 60, 90 & 120m² @ R25/m² + vat. Secure storage to let: 24m² @ R600 p/m. Workshop/store in town 76m² @ R1700 p/m. All plus vat. Tel: Deluan 084 251 0885

SHOPS/OFFICES: 7/11 building, Main & Queen St. 61m² @ R3750. 58m² @ R4975. 215m² & 293m² to be sub divided to suit tenants requirements. All plus vat. Tel: Deluan 084 251 0885

SHOPS/OFFICES/BUSINESS premises opposite Knysna Mall. 144m² @ R14 900, 76m² @ R4 975. Off Fichat St. 300m² @ R10 750. All + vat. Tel: Deluan 084 251 0885

BUSINESS SPACE TO LET: Fichat St. behind Main Road. Previously whole salers. Open space with offices, stores, etc. 300m² @ R10 750 p/m + vat. Tel: Deluan 084 251 0885

SMALL WORK SPACES & garages to let, R600 p/m + vat. Ph: Deluan 084 251 0885

FOR SALE: Roll up shutter door, industrial, size 4 x 2.36(h). R5000. Ph: Deluan 084 251 0885

SHOP TO LET: 35m² R2400 + vat, opposite Knysna Mall, Tourism Lane. Tel: Deluan 084 251 0885

FOR SALE: Dubble chip frier R1900 on stand. Tel: 084 251 0885

WRAP YOUR HOUSE in an invisible blanket of infra red early warning system. Wireless AND pet friendly. For a free demonstration and quotation with no obligation call Erik at MCS on 072 672 8936

SECURITY BEAMS - WIRELESS. Surround your house with wireless infra red pet friendly invisible beams. Can be connected to Security reaction force. Call Erik at MCS on 072 672 8936

WIRELESS ALARM SYSTEMS. Wireless internal and external with 24hr reaction. Call Erik at MCS on 072 672 8936.

ROBOGUARD WIRELESS ALARM systems. www.roboguard.co.za. Robust and Wireless perimeter security beams with 3 year battery life. For your local installer, please contact Erik at MCS on 072 672 8936.

MUIR OPTOMETRISTS: Get free soccer ball with every pair of Adidas sunglasses purchased! Knysna: 044 382 2174. Plett: 044 533 1335

MUIR OOGKUNDIGES: Koop ‘n Adidas sonbril en kry sokkerbal verniet! Knysna: 044 382 2174. Plett: 044 533 1335

SOCCER WORLD CUP oversized, fun spectacles & cords for sale at Muir Optometrists! Knysna 044 382 2174. Plett 044 533 1335

SOKKER WêRELDBEKER reuse, prettige brille en briltoutjies te koop by Muir Oogkundiges! Knysna 044 382 2174. Plett 044 533 1335

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP COURSES: 2 Day courses held regularly in George. 082 682 1314. www.thedesignteam.co.za

AIRPORT SHUTTLE. VW Caddy Kombi seats 4, big luggage space. Ken 083 631 9259. Prof. Driving Permit.

DR HANNA GROTEPASS – Med. Dr & homeopath and more… Watershed Health, Thesen Island. 044 877 0039 or 076 105 4666

AFRICANA BOOKS. Can’t find it? We will find it for you. The Arm Chair Explorer: 072 991 6272 / 044 388 4695

TYPING YOUR DOCUMENTS is what I love to do! I offer a fast and reliable service. Pauline 079 667 3038

J&E CATERING EQUIP. 044 874 1374. Appointed service agents for: Anvil, Unox, Butcherquip, Rheninghaus, Orved, Hamilton Beach & Scotsman. Service of all: industrial refrigeration & dishwashers, gas & coffee machines & all ovens.

CLAREMONT, CAPE TOWN. Upmarket 2 bed self-catering garden apartment in security complex, Cavendish area. From R600 daily, special rates for longer stays. Phone 082 928 5009

MARVIC CATTERY. Marye’s home from home for your cats… lots of love and attention in quiet environment at Lake Brenton. Call Marye 044 381 0113

THE HANDYWOMAN. All odd jobs, projects & maintenance. Call Karin 083 399 5515

AFRICANA BOOKS BOUGHT & sold hundreds to choose from. The Arm Chair Explorer: 072 991 6272 / 044 388 4695

TAROT READINGS by Zara at the Waterfront. 13 Years & still serving the community. Call 082 953 7480

JACK LUGG ART GALLERY moved to www.jackluggartgallery.co.za. 044 533 2826 / 083 955 0398

TWO BEDROOM FLAT to let. Nautilus Cove. Ground floor. Immediate. R3000 p/m. 083 273 6199

TO LET: 3 bed house on farm, Harkerville. Lovely views over horses paddocks. Safe & secure. Sorry no dogs. R3900 pm excl. elec. Avail. 1st Sept. Tel: 083 344 1927

TO LET: 2 bed house on horse farm next to Ele. Park, Harkerville. Safe & secure. Lovely views. Sorry no dogs. Avail. 1st Aug. R2900 pm excl. elec. Tel: 083 344 1927

1987 TOYOTA GLX 1600 with rw R20 000. Ph: 073 142 8604. No offers. Good nick. Ask Derek

GYMNASTICS IN CX: 082 224 5534

FOR SALE: Venter trailer 2mt R1800 ono. Ford Tracer 1995 engine excellent, selling for spares R12 000. 079 459 2802 / terrirjohn@yahoo.com

GENUINE Shatterprufe Windscreens only @ PG Glass visit www.shatterprufe.co.za for all the facts & safety features. PG Glass Knysna 044 382 5881. PG Glass Plett 044 533 5808. PG Glass Sedge 044 343 1149.

SHOWERS, MIRRORS, tabletops, balustrades, motor glass & building glass - We are glass! PG Knysna 044 382 5881. Plettenbergbay 044 533 5808. Sedgefield 044 343 1149.

WINDSCREEN CHIP REPAIRS - Done while you wait - PG Glass - We are glass! Knysna: 044 382 5881. Plettenbergbay: 044 533 5808. Sedgefield: 044 343 1149.

PG GLASS for all your window tinting needs Knysna 044 382 5881. Plett 044 533 5808. Sedgefield 044 3431149.

WE ARE GLASS - PG Glass for a wide range of services - Mirrors, showers, aluminium, tabletops & balustrades - Give us a call today! Knysna: 044 382 5881. Plettenbergbay: 044 533 5808. Sedgefield: 044 343 1149.

THE GENUINE Shatterprufe Windscreens only @ PG Glass visit www.shatterprufe.co.za for all the facts & safety features. PG Glass Knysna 044 382 5881. PG Glass Plett 044 533 5808. PG Glass Sedge 044 3431149.

Flat for rent R3000 incl. w&e & DSTV, 1 bed, o/plan kitchen and lounge with secure parking. Sunny deck. Ph 082 658 0145.

Jumping Castle & party goodies avail. Ph Carrin 083 310 3637

AIRPORT TRANSFERS in safety and comfort. Phone Rob 044 382 6291 / 083 461 9725

CLOCK REPAIRS: Specialising in antique and all makes by clockmaker with 45 years experience. All work guaranteed. Tel Fred Gemmeken 044 382 3505

GATES, FENCING, safety doors, b/bars, general welding, installation. Call 083 613 6299 / 044 385 1111

WELDING IS OUR BUSINESS. Call 083 613 6299 or 044 385 1111

EYESIGHT. Need your eyes tested? A qualified Optometrist (for Lions Operation Brightsight) tests eyes every 2nd Thursday at St Peters Chruch/Community Centre, Greenfields. Specs R100. Bring R25 for test and R50 deposit for specs. Phone 083 601 7765

RUBBLE REMOVING & other transport. Ph: Allan 073 217 7153

PET/HOUSESITTER. Pls call Sharion to take care of your pets/house. Ph: 083 770 9423

WOODING’S CATTERY & boarding Avery. Situated Plett. Airport Rd. We will care for your cats or pet caged birds while you are away. Ph: Dick or Cynthia 044 532 7835 / 073 622 8322

CASH PAID FOR KRUGER Rands, SA coins and gold. 072 030 9839

KRUGER RANDS, SA coins and gold – cash paid. 072 030 9839

MY MUCH-LOVED & ADORABLE Basset-hound is looking for a new home. Please help. We are leaving the country. Phone Les-Ann 082 665 1178

MY ADORABLE BLACK & WHITE cat is looking for a new home. We are leaving the country. Please ph. Les-Ann 082 665 1178

MY HARDWORKING & HONEST char is looking for either full-time or part-time work. We are leaving Knysna. Phone Les-Ann 082 665 1178

QUEENSLAND TRAINING waiter & waitresses. Please contact 082 603 4688 or 7 Uil Street, Industrial area, Knysna

SYLVIA IS LOOKING FOR A JOB as domestic, care-giver, child-minder. Ph: 078 438 8832

FLAT TO LET @ Yellowood. 2 Beds with lagoon view. Avail. 1st Aug. R3300/m. No pets. Tel. Trish 044 382 0673 or 072 342 5491

BEAUTIFUL TIMBER SHUTTERS, new, white with frames & tracks valued at appr. R14 000, make offer. Klaus 082 415 2027

BACHELOR’S FLAT, Old Belvidere. R1700 & dep. W&e incl. Single person, 1st Aug. 083 533 1838

RHEENENDAL TO LET. Nice fully furnished 1 bed cottage, suits single person. R2000 incl. Ph: 076 194 9404

STARCHILD HEALINGS, Usui & Lighterian Reiki. Wonderful healing tool for 2 legged & 4 legged souls. Megan 084 889 1958

TO LET: Prime position. Industrial Area. Ideal for retail and/or workshop area. 500m². Ph: 083 561 0975

SMALL LOADS – 082 624 0451

VERDE’S LANGARM

FIREWOOD. Phone Ludwig 044 532 7641. We do delivery Mondays to Thursdays

PORT ELIZABETH: STONECHAT S/C/B&B. Pri. fully eq. units, a/c, stone’s throw from Greenacres & Grey H/S. Sep. DSTV/wi-fi/secure parking. Reasonable rates. Carol 041 373 3905 / 084 555 3905. stonechatmweb.co.za

LINEDANCE. Beginners class – Wed 5-6pm. Sonnette 082 512 7439

LINEDANCE on Thursdays, 4-7pm Ph: Sonnette 082 512 7439

LET’S DANCE. Ballroom & Latin. It’s fun, easy & good exercise. Ph: Sonnette 082 512 7439

THE CONSTANT GARDENER 4 all your landscaping & plant requirements. 084 872 7233 / 044 532 7908

LANDSCAPING and maintenance. Big or small. 076 676 5210

PARADISE: 3 bed, 2 bath on beautiful stand. R1.9m. 076 676 5210

DOG WALKER and house-sitting. Also maintenance. 076 676 5210

EISH! Maar dis koud omsonder warm water te bad. Koop 'n Mini Geza vir net R290. Skakel 082 458 0671

MINI GEZAS back in stock at only R290.Cut those electricity and water bills. Call 082 458 0671

DENIMS – OLD OR NEW turned into funky skirts only @ Ripples, Oude Fabriek. 078 917 0753

COPYING OF FAVOURITE garments, dressmaking & sewing alterations done professionaly only @ Ripples. 078 917 0753

CHATTERS… Famous for pizza! Made to order & wood-fired. Tel: 044 382 0203. 9 Grey St.

CHATTERS… Famous for pizza delivery! Wood-fired, thin ‘n crispy. Tel: 044 382 0203 after 6pm

ISPACE SITES. Get an elegant website for R900. Ph: Neil 082 926 6009 or see www.ispacesites.com

PILATES IN SEDGEFIELD & Knysna. Vanessa 084 551 2356

STOP PRESS. Returned from UK & offer experience in estate management & development woodwork skills, fully bilingual CV & references available. Are you looking for a reliable trustworthy team member? Call Chris 082 393 4933

OLD BELVIDERE. Sunny 1 bed, fully furn. & equipped cottage, avail. imm. Open plan lounge/dining/kitchen, carport. R2800 per month. Will suit single mature professional/retired person. Phone 044 387 1109 or 084 445 6789

MEMORIAL SQUARE 224m² business space. Rent R16 000 pm (neg). Contact Louise at Trafalgar Properties 041 365 6840

RASTA EARTH FESTIVAL 118th Earth Day Celebration of H.I.M. Emporer Haile Selassie I. 22nd – 29th July – Nyahbinghi, Fri. 30th & Sat 31st July, music splash Sun. 1st August – Emancipation celebration. All welcome. For more info. Ph: Sis Kerri on 083 502 2229. Music Indiqwa 074 835 1273

VIBRATION coursing through your body?  Come balance your wheels @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142.

TYRES AT FACTORY prices @ Battery & Tyre World, 044 382 5142.

RUSTBUCKET! Does that best describe your car? Why wait till then, fit a Rustbuster today. Only R699 fitted. Ph: Battery & Tyre World, 044 382 5142.

FALLING TO PIECES? Rustguard your car. R699.  Ph: Battery & Tyre World, 044 382 5142.

RUSTGUARD ELECTRONIC RUST prevention system for cars. Ph Battery & Tyre World, 044 382 5142.

SHOCK ABSORBER CENTRE. Shocks for all cars. Ph: Battery & Tyre World, 044 382 5142

WHY PUSH START YOUR CAR? Potent car batteries @ Battery & Tyre World, ph 044 382 5142.

CAR PULLS across the road? Wheel alignment @ Battery & Tyre World, ph 044 382 5142

SABAT & WILLARD BATTERIES, all sizes @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142.

SMOOTH ACTION … Bonnet & boot & canopy gaslift shocks @ Battery & Tyre World.  Ph: 044 382 5142.

NEW 4X4 TYRES, RETREADS & Passenger tyres @  Battery & Tyre World, Ph 044 382 5142.

INVERTERS: to power you up when the power cuts out. Works off 12v batteries @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

BATTERY CHARGERS, all sizes @ Battery & Tyre World 044 382 5142

POWER PROBLEMS? Buy an inverter and run your T.V., etc. off a 12V battery. Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

WHEEL ALIGNMENT: For absolute accurate checking & setting. Ph 044 382 4365. Tyre & Battery World.

FOR TYRES that spread themselves across the road…. gripping…. @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 4365.

TIRED OF JUMPSTARTING your wife in the morning?  Fit a new battery @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph 044 382 4365

BIKE BATTERIES at Battery & Tyre World. Ph 044 382 4365

BRAKE PADS & SHOCK absorbers for all cars @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 4365

FULL RANGE OF MICHELIN motor cycle tyres @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

WHEEL ALIGNMENT, the traditional way. 28 yrs experience. Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

BIKE TYRES – BEST PRICES @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

ALL SIZE SOLAR PANELS available from 10w – 120w. 20 Yr guarantee. Ph: Rahasya 044 382 5142. Battery & Tyre World

10W SOLAR PANEL BATTERY chargers in stock. Great for caravan & boat batteries. Ph: Rahasya 044 382 5142

SOLAR PANELS, solar regulators, solar batteries, inverters, etc. Rahasya 044 382 5142

NITROGEN TYRE FILLING station open @ Battery & Tyre World. Come fill up or phone 044 382 5142. Rahasya

DOORHANGING, 100% 1st class. You name it, I hang them. John 073 634 1214

FINISHING CARPENTRY, you name it, I do it. John 073 634 1214

ALLKOTE now have something new to Knysna… Custom Can – an accurate and safe method of filling aerosol cans to custom made colours… with a fan spray nozzle that is clog-free & provides a professional finish. 044 382 4422

HAVE AN RCS CARD and want to paint your car or house? All RCS cards accepted at Allkote. So much to choose from… 1st shop in the Industrial Area. 044 382 4422

ALLKOTE MONTHLY SPECIAL for July! Plascon Wall & All, Velvaglo, Double Velvet & Cashmere – get 15% discount – any colour, any size… Polyfilla powder less 15% - 2kg now R44.56. Come in and see for yourself. 044 382 4422

DO NOT FEAR IF YOU ARE AN avid user of any Sandtex products… We at Allkote can assist. Tell us what you require and we’ll get it for you. Even if it was specially made for you. Call us on 044 382 4422. 1st Shop Industrial Area.

PHOTO RESTORATION. Restore your old memories. Pure Photography. 076 404 7877

IAN FLEMING GALLERY for all your framing and stretching requirements. Visit us on Thesen Island or phone Glenda on 044 382 6138 or 083 485 2332

SELLING YOUR PROPERTY? Showcase it with HD Video! www.motionpixel.co.za/property –073 159 0902

KNYSNA BABY EQUIPMENT Hire for all your baby needs, the best service at the best price, guaranteed! Ph. Debbie 072 694 4306

FLAT TO LET: Central, 2 bed with balcony and garage in lovely setting. Available 1st August. R3950. 082 973 1338 Patricia.

BIG BORDERPOSTS GIVE ME THE CHILLS! SO I ALWAYS SEEK OUT THOSE ONE-MAN-SITS-IN-A-SHACK CROSSINGS WHICH CAN ALSO HAVE THEIR DRAWBACKS. LIKE THE TIME THE LIMPOPO FLOODED AND WE HAD TO DRIVE 300KM WEST TO CROSS AND THEN 300KM EAST TO GET BACK TO SQUARE ONE.... AI AI.

ANYTHING BEATS HAVING TO GO THROUGH THE CHAOS AT BEIT BRIDGE THOUGH. ANYTHING. xx

THE PACHYPODIUM NAMAQUANUM (ALSO CALLED ‘HALFMENS’) GROWS ABOUT ONE CM EVERY 10 YEARS - REALLY! AND IT ONLY GROWS IN SPECIFIC AREAS IN THE RICHTERSVELD... DRY DRY DRY, AND ONLY ON THE SOUTHERN SLOPES OF CERTAIN MOUNTAINS IN ISOLATED POCKETS. QUITE A SIGHT I ASSURE YOU - AND THERE’S A TALE ATTACHED TO THEM.... MMM, SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE BEING CHASED OFF THEIR LAND + NOW THEY’RE ALWAYS LOOKING BACK TO THE NORTH?? HELP! rockspider@actionads.co.za

I’M PLANTING MORE INDIGENOUS, FYNBOS, GROUNDCOVERS, TREES.... BUT I MUST ALWAYS LEAVE A STRIP OF BUFFALO LAWN FOR CRICKET, FOOTBALL, GOLF, DOGS + JUST LAZING ABOUT ON TOWELS AFTER A SWIM IN THE DAM. OK, OK, STRICTLY SPEAKING IT’S A VERY SMALL DARK POOL, BUT WHEN I SAY DAM I THINK OF FARMS + OTHER WONDERFUL IMAGES SPRING TO MIND.... LUVAYA xx

HORSES SCARE ME GREATLY! ONCE IN THE KAROO ON A GAME FARM NEAR GRAAFF REINET A HORSE CALLED (GET A LOAD OF THIS!!) A HORSE CALLED.... SADAM! DID ALL KINDS OF TRICKS WITH ME ON IT’S BACK... REARED UP LIKE I WAS ‘DIE RUITER IN SWART’, NEARLY BROKE IT’S LEG IN AN ANTEATER HOLE, TOOK OFF LIKE A ROCKET WHEN WE TURNED FOR HOME + DID OTHER UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TOO - LIKE FART + POOP. ENOUGH. NO MORE. KLAARGELAG.

I HAVE A COIL OF THE MOST AMAZING ROPE.... IT’S HAND-MADE, HAND-TWISTED,  FROM COIR. A HAIRY SNAKE OF VARYING THICKNESS + TIGHTNESS.... JA, JA, EVERYONE ALWAYS ASKS ME WHAT I’M GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE THINGS I COLLECT, BUT I ASSURE YOU... ONE DAY WHEN I’M BIG....

OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE I HAVE.... WELL, YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT HALF A CHAIR, BUT THERE’S ALSO THE HUB OF AN OXWAGON WHEEL, TWO OLD BICYCLE RIMS (RUSTED), VARIOUS CAST IRON LIGHT FITTINGS, LOTS OF SPRINGS, LEAKING JERRY CANS - I’M SURE I CAN FIX THEM - A PERISHED 2-MAN TENT OVERFLOWING WITH SENTIMENTAL VALUE, A PETRIFIED PIECE OF MILKWOOD TREE (THANKS MARCIA), BOXES + BOXES OF RUSTED WIRE, CANS, BITS OF FARM IMPLEMENTS... OH, AND A USELESS OLD WOODCUTTER’S AXE HEAD - BLUNT AS MY GRANDMA’S HUMOUR. xx

PEOPLE SEND ME A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL PICS TAKEN UNDER THE SEA, ABOVE THE SKY, BENEATH THE ICE ETC. + I LIKE LOOKING AT THEM - REALLY! BUT IT ALWAYS BOTHERS ME THE WAY THINGS CAN BE MANIPULATED BY COMPUTER THESE DAYS. SO, ARE THOSE ROSES REALLY SO LOVELY? IS HE REALLY SO CLOSE TO THAT SHARK? DOES SHE REALLY HAVE SO MANY PIERCINGS? I DUNNO. DO YOU? xx

THERE’S THIS GUY WHO RODE ALL THE WAY FROM GEORGE ON FRIDAY ON HIS OLD 10-SPEED BICYCLE TO TAKE PART IN THE KNYSNA CYCLE RACE. HE SLEPT AT THE TOTAL GARAGE ON FRIDAY NIGHT AND ON SATURDAY CYCLED FROM KNYSNA TO HOEKWIL + BACK (HE CAME IN THE TOP 50 OF HIS GROUP!), THEN HE TURNED AROUND + CYCLED BACK TO GEORGE... LUCKY FOR HIM ALBERT RECOGNISED HIM + GAVE HIM A LIFT. WHAT? AIKONA! xx

MOST OF THE TIME I STILL THINK MY MONEY IS BEST OFF UNDER MY MATTRESS ‘COZ AT LEAST MY MATTRESS DOES NOT CHARGE ME TO PUT MY MONEY IN AND TAKE MY MONEY OUT AND MY MATTRESS IS NOT INTERESTED IN DEFRAUDING ME, AND MY MATTRESS DOES NOT CLOSE ON SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS, AND MY MATTRESS DOES NOT TALK BACK, AND MY MATTRESS DOES NOT NEED FORMS TO BE FILLED IN AND MY MATTRESS DOES NOT NEED A PIN NUMBER AND MY MATTRESS IS NEVER IN A BAD MOOD AND MY MATTRESS DOES NOT HAVE TRAP DOORS WITH RED + GREEN LIGHTS AND...... ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

 

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