For Hire: 6 x Fluids, paddles & lifejackets. R450 per day. All inclusive. Contact Steve at Knysna Montessori School on  082 926 5963

For Hire: Giant outdoor chess set, R150 per day. Contact Steve at Knysna Montessori School on 082 926 5963

HERBALIFE @ Knysna Framers. Ph 044 382 4202 / 083 400 2327

KNYSNA FRAMERS & GALLERY cc.  Custom • Décor • Gallery Framing • Mirrors • Box • Stretchers.  Prof. décor advice.  Trade / artist disc. 044 382 4202 / 083 400 2327

KNYSNA FRAMERS & GALLERY Please note our new cell no 083 400 2327

Decking, pickets, poles and fencing timber direct from sawmill - Geelhoutvlei Timbers: Zane 044 3562 644 / email zanegeelhoutvlei.co.za / www.geelhoutvlei.co.za

Flooring, ceiling, ½ log and DIY timber direct from sawmill - Geelhoutvlei Timbers: Zane 044 3562 644 / email zanegeelhoutvlei.co.za / www.geelhoutvlei.co.za.

SECOND GRADE PINE CEILING: Blue stain for whitewashing / wall cladding R45/m² at Fechters Sawmill 044 382 1222

PINE CEILING, flooring, skirting direct to the public at Fechters Sawmill, 044 382 1222

PINE FLOORING, ceiling, skirting direct to the public at Fechters Sawmill, 044 382 1222

PINE SKIRTING, ceiling, flooring direct to the public at Fechters Sawmill, 044 382 1222

Muir Optometrists. Seeing it your way. Knysna 044 382 2174.

Muir Oogkundiges. Uit u oogpunt gesien. Knysna 044 382 2174.

JUMPING CASTLE for hire, from 3 to adult.  Best rates in town.  Phone Julie @ Little Elephants, 081 270 8088

FOR HIRE:  Jumping castle, from 3 to adult.  Best rates in town.  Phone Julie @ Little Elephants, 081 270 8088

FOR PRINTING JOBS please contact Hanlie on 044 382 6673 or printingactionads.co.za

PRINTING QUOTATIONS please use printingactionads.co.za and Hanlie will respond ASAP

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ACTION ADS is printed & published by Sky Printers T/A Action Ads CK87/02583/23 & is registered as a newspaper

NOTEPADS @ ACTION ADS: Big variety personalised printed, unprinted, scrap, duplicate, triplicate for restaurants etc – various sizes. Talk to Hanlie @ 044 382 7010

READ ACTION ADS ON THE Internet every week… go to:  www.actionads.co.za J

MAIDS! MAIDS! MAIDS!  Monica can supply you with a “maid-for-a-day”.  Call 082 570 3040 or 044 384 1267.

MONICA FROM HOUSE Management Services can deliver / pick up any parcels between Knysna & Plett every Thursday.  Ph. 082 570 3040

E4ELECTRICAL – Everything you need electrical when building or renovating. 25 Gordon St 044 382 0265. www.e4electricalknysna.com

SAVE ELECTRICITY – Energy saving lighting & other products at E4Electrical, 25 Gordon St 044 382 0265. www.e4electricalknysna.com

LIGHT FITTINGS – Energy saving & LED’s. Your budget alternative! E4Electrical, 25 Gordon St 044 382 0265. www.e4electricalknysna.com

PINE BARK MULCH. Bakkie or bag. Charles Smith. Dial-a-Drum. 082 808 5984

TREE FELLING. Insured. Charles Smith. 082 808 5984. 25 Years in Knysna

DIAL-A-DRUM. Cheap regular & reliable garden refuse removal. Charles Smith 082 808 5984. R40 per month

COASTAL SECURITY. We have our eye on you. Know who is in your garden with our wire free microwave beams. DIY kits from R1,400. 2 IR detectors, 1 receiver, 1 remote with panic & receiver. 044 384 1661

COASTAL SECURITY for wire free systems. 3 Year warranty with response, no ugly wires. 044 384 1661

COASTAL SECURITY is your Chubb Knysna response contact. 083 325 2535

COASTAL SECURITY for complex access control & gate automation & remotes. 044 384 1661

NUUT IN KNYSNA?  Opsoek na ‘n betekenisvolle moderne gemeente?  Kyk na www.kaleidoskoop.co.za

NICK OCKER Manufacturing Jewellers. Shop 5, Zone 2, Knysna mall. Tel 044 382 5453

DISCOVERY HEALTH, Life, Invest, Vitality. Contact Colin, Anthony @ Prudent Advisory Services. 044 302 2100

DO YOU KNOW WHAT Discovery and Vitality offer you? Contact Colin, Anthony @ Prudent Advisory Services. 044 302 2100

PRUDENT ADVISORY SERVICES offer all Liberty Life, Discovery and Stanlib products. Contact Colin, Anthony @ Prudent Advisory Services. 044 302 2100

HOSPITAL PLANS – medical aids Phone me: Colin Vermeulen, Prudent Advisory Services 044 302 2100 / 082 781 6401

DO YOU NEED MORE INCOME, than what your Money Market account is offering?  I may be able to help. Colin Vermeulen @ Prudent 044 302 2100 / 082 781 6401

THE POTTER – The studio with a difference. Quality ceramics and a vast range of olives. Situated on the N2 between Plett & Knysna. Tel: 044 532 7735

CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST Dr Ilza Botha, tel. 044 382 3518, cell: 076 116 1132

GREEN CROSS SHOES New summer range in stock @ Knysna Kem Pharmacy

KNYSNA KEM PHARMACY.HP DIGITAL LAB  We will print and bind you photos in a 20 page coffee table book.

KNYSNA KEM PHARMACY HP Digital Lab We will print you a calendar from any medium.

THANK YOU for the donations of old clothes, DVD’s, toys and much more for orphanage. Much appreciated. Chris. Knysna Kem Pharmacy.

GREEN CROSS SHOES New summer range in stock @ Knysna Kem Pharmacy

KNYSNA KEM PHARMACY.HP Digital Lab  We will print and bind you photos in a 20 page coffee table book.

KNYSNA KEM PHARMACY HP Digital Lab.  We will print you a calendar from any medium.

THANK YOU for the donations of old clothes, DVD’s, toys and much more for orphanage. Much appreciated. Chris. Knysna Kem Pharmacy.

VIBRATION coursing through your body?  Come balance your wheels @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

TYRES AT FACTORY prices @ Battery & Tyre World,  044 382 5142.

RUSTGUARD ELECTRONIC RUST prevention system for cars. R799 fitted. Ph Battery & Tyre World,  044 382 5142.

SHOCK ABSORBER CENTRE. Shocks for all cars. Ph: Battery & Tyre World, 044 382 5142

WHY PUSH START YOUR CAR? Potent car batteries @ Battery & Tyre World, ph 044 382 5142.

CAR PULLS across the road? Wheel alignment @ Battery & Tyre World, ph 044 382 5142

SABAT & WILLARD BATTERIES, all sizes @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph:  044 382 5142.

SMOOTH ACTION … Bonnet & boot & canopy gas lift shocks @ Battery & Tyre World.  Ph: 044 382 5142.

NEW 4X4 TYRES, RETREADS & passenger tyres @ Battery & Tyre World, Ph 044 382 5142.

INVERTERS: To power you up when the power cuts out. Works off 12v batteries @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

BATTERY CHARGERS, all sizes @ Battery & Tyre World 044 382 5142

POWER PROBLEMS? Buy an inverter and run your T.V., etc. off a 12V battery. Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

WHEEL ALIGNMENT: For absolute accurate checking & setting. Ph  044 382 4365. Battery & Tyre World.

FOR TYRES that spread themselves across the road…. gripping…. @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 4365.

TIRED OF JUMPSTARTING your wife in the morning?  Fit a new battery @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph 044 382 4365

BIKE BATTERIES at Battery & Tyre World. Ph 382 4365

BRAKE PADS & SHOCK absorbers for all cars @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 4365

FULL RANGE OF MICHELIN motor cycle tyres @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

WHEEL ALIGNMENT, the traditional way. 28 yrs experience. Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 044 382 5142

BIKE TYRES – BEST PRICES @ Battery & Tyre World. Ph: 382 5142

ALL SIZE SOLAR PANELS available from 10w – 120w. 20 Yr guarantee. Ph: Rahasya 044 382 5142. Battery & Tyre World

10W SOLAR PANEL BATTERY chargers in stock. Great for caravan & boat batteries. Ph 044 382 5142

SOLAR PANELS, solar regulators, solar batteries, inverters, etc. Rahasya 044 382 5142

NITROGEN TYRE FILLING station open @ Battery & Tyre World. Come fill up.

R50 PAID FOR OLD BATTERIES. Battery & Tyre World. Ph 044 382 5142

BEE PROBLEMS OR REMOVALS. 14 Years experience. Phone: 076 600 5467

WANTED: Any old or interesting motor bikes. Including 2 strokes. 50cc and up. Sms pic & price to 082 414 5167.

TO LET:  Bachelor flat in Paradise (bottom of 3-storey house). R2300/mth inc elec/water/alarm. Refs essential. Tel: 083 407 2877

ZOE MORKEL’S EXCLUSIVE furniture showroom is now open. 39 Fichat Street, opposite the N.G Kerk Hall. Everyday trading times are Monday to Friday, 9am to 4:30pm. Weekends by appointment, any time you require! I can furnish your entire home / office and will give you a free consultation for a special make over. I do consignment deals & I also buy quality furniture. Zoe 083 376 1372.

ZOE MORKEL’S EXCLUSIVE furniture showroom is now open. 39 Fichat Street, opposite the N.G Kerk Hall. Everyday trading times are Monday to Friday, 9am to 4:30pm. Weekends by appointment, any time you require! I can furnish your entire home / office and will give you a free consultation for a special make over. I do consignment deals & I also buy quality furniture. Zoe 083 376 1372.

CANOPIES WANTED & for sale  Ph. Zoë 083 376 1372

WANTED: any outdoor furniture – wrought iron, wood. Urgent. Will buy for cash. Call 083 376 1372

SUMMER CAMP 4 KIDS- 8 – 11 Jan 2013. Few spaces left. Book now. 082 259 7828

IKHAYA WINDOW CLEANING. Those hard to reach ones. Tel: Kate 084 619 8904

FRAMING, BLOCKMOUNTING, canvas stretching and signage at Frame by Frame, 18 Gordon Street. Sue 044 382 6680

BERTH FOR SALE. Leisure Isle Boat Club. R85 000 ono. 079 940 0115

BUILDERS… we source the best local produce at the cheapest possible price. CX Tippers & Diggers – your one stop aggregate supplier. Tel: 044 382 1645

KIDS PHOTOGRAPHY, art, crafts, outdoor fun at beautiful forest venue Eco-Ed Summer Camp. 8 – 11 Jan 2013. Call Hatti. 082 259 7828

FRAMING, BLOCKMOUNTING, canvas stretching and signage at Frame by Frame, 18 Gordon Street. Sue 044 382 6680

FOR SALE: Half barrels R200 each. New adult fan chairs R700 each. Child fan chairs R200 each. 044 389 0183, 078 188 8996

iPLUMB PLUMBLING & Handyman Services. 24 / 7. Call Lorrie 076 262 7275.

ECO-ED SUMMER CAMP for kids. 8 – 11 Jan 2013. Creative art, photography, and lots of outdoor fun. Book your place now. Call 082 259 7828.

KNYSNA iCOURSE – 2 day info course. For front office staff, hospitality tour guides - get your staff ready for season. R450pp. For more info or to book your space call Debbie: 078 526 7733. Endorsed by Knysna Tourism. Dates – 11 & 13 Dec 2012. Lunches, manual, certificate included in price.

SANDBLAST VINYL for decoration or privacy. Professionally installed. Sue at Frame by Frame 044 382 6680

CREDITORS CLERK IS LOOKING for a job. Available A.S.A.P. 073 790 7909

GARDEN FLAT, suite single person. Available imm. 082 570 3040. R1800 + l & w.

WE FIX BROKEN glass, replace tired mounts and give new life to your tired pictures. Sue at Frame by Frame 044 382 6680. 18 Gordon Street

READY – MIX… we supply a unique blend of river sand and stone to create the perfect ready-mix. CX Tippers & Diggers. Tel: 044 382 1645

AU PAIR - Looking for reliable au pair with own car to help take care of 2 children (6 & 11). Flexi hours. Call / sms 082 379 4658

MIRRORS CUSTOM framed and installed by Sue at Frame by Frame 044 382 6680

CROSSWIND TRAVEL KYAK. 2sit rudder 2wt comp, vests, paddles, cover, custom made trailer. R16 000 ono. Ph: 044 382 0322 (pm.)

SIGNAGE: Speak to Sue at Frame by Frame, 18 Gordon Street. Best advice, best price. 15 years experience 044 382 6680

DEMOLITION, EXCAVATION  & plant hire. Contact CX Tippers & Diggers for all your plant requirements. Tel: 044 382 1645

iPLUMB PLUMBING. No hot water? Burst geyser? Blocked drain? Toilet problems? Water pressure problems? Call Lorrie 076 262 7275.

BILLIARD TABLE custom built in oak. (Half size). With ques, balls etc. Bargain at R4500. 083 441 4000

WELL DONE TO CONST. QUINN (Knysna SAPS) & Johan Kapp (Allsound Security) for the excellent team work and arrest made in Hunters Home.

LOOK OUT FOR 4 MEN in white bakkie often in Brenton area, was seen stealing bushbuck. Contact SAPS or Allsound.

NEED A TREE PRO? Ph 082 901 3444. Felling, pruning & chipping of material on site - www.treepro.co.za.

A MALAWIAN MAN is looking for a job gardening and domestic. 078 541 5051 / 073 455 2135

LOOKING FOR A CLASSY Sinterklaas or kerstcadeau for your Dutch friends? Arta Casa Amsterdam cookbook 2012 with receipts (two from South Africa) now available in Knysna for R227 at Frame by Frame, Gordonstreet 18 or call Isabella 076 722 9078.

SAILING DINGHY - Imported Walker Bay 10 with performance sailing rig. R6000 ono. Phone 074 114 0460

WOODCHIPPER HIRE - best rates, best service. Ph. 082 901 3444 / www.treepro.co.za.

A MALAWIAN MAN  is looking for a job. Gardening, painting. Permit work. 071 736 8449

CASH FOR OLD WATCHES, jewellery, gold coins, old coins and silverware.  Best prices paid.  072 664 8888, Gold Vault, Die Oude Fabriek, Main Str.

THE TILE SHOP – Ceramic Floor tiles on special – 17 Nelson Street – 044 382 0861

TO THE BEHIND THE SCENES staff in the Control Room (Allsound Security) for their fantastic customer service & friendliness.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR outstanding presenters, brilliant closers, fanatics about follow through!  Do you have a passion for property?  High commission based earning potential.  Call Mandy now for a discreet interview 074 149 1634 or email mandysirknysna.co.za.

GIFT PHIRI IS A CHEMICAL sprayer for 5 yrs seeking a job in this field or on a farm. 073 571 5577

COME AND SEE OUR RANGE of collectibles @ Classics and Cobwebs, Die Oude Fabriek, Main St. 076 320 9473

FIREWOOD, COMPOST, pine bark & railway sleepers, bring bakkie - we load 082 901 3444.

BLACKBERRY CURVE FOR SALE R800 ono. 084 512 3103

OUR VERY GOOD GARDNER looking for work. He is a good man. Call 078 864 3414

HANNA, A MALAWIAN, 2 years experience is looking for domestic work. 083 585 8097

ALLSOUND SECURITY – Keeping Knysna safe! 044 382 5589

SILVER WANTED FOR CASH, jewellery, cigarette cases, cutlery, jugs etc. Best prices paid. Gold Vault 072 664 8888.

DEFY 4 PLATE STOVE for sale. In gr8t nic. Phone Ed. 081 270 1823

AN EXPEREINCED MALAWIAN gardener with references & permit available. Ph: 084 698 7523

THE TILE SHOP – Tile Magic adhesive in stock – 17 Nelson Street – 044 382 0861

WELL DONE TO CONST. QUINN (Knysna SAPS) & Johan Kapp (Allsound Security) for the excellent team work and arrest made in Hunters Home.

UNWANTED PINE OR GUM? 082 901 3444

BROKEN OR UNWANTED GOLD and silver jewellery wanted.  Top prices paid. Gold Vault,   Die Oude Fabriek, Main St., 072 664 8888.

THE TILE SHOP – Terra Cotta 240x240 tiles on Special – 17 Nelson Street – 044 382 0861

ALLSOUND SECURITY – for alarm installations, 24 hour monitoring and armed response 044 382 5589

ANY MILITARY MEDALS wanted for top cash prices. 072 664 8888. Gold Vault, Die Oude Fabriek, Main Street.

CASH PAID FOR SILVER tea sets, cutlery, etc. Gold Vault, Die Ou Fabriek 072 664 8888

SEDGEFIELD TO LET: Quiet area, 3 bedr, 2 bath, pretty, newly painted, sml garden, dep required. R3700. 082 734 4552

ARE YOU A TIRELESS prospector, an outstanding networker?  Do you have boundless energy, are driven & motivated?  If you are – you shouldn’t be working for any other company than Sotheby’s International Realty Knysna.  We are looking for passionate property professionals.  High commission based earning potential.  Call Mandy now for a discreet interview 074 149 1634 or email mandysirknysna.co.za.

GOLD JEWELLERY WANTED for cash. Best prices paid guaranteed. Call Gold Vault 072 664 8888.

P&P RIGGING & Tree Service. Best service, best prices - 082 901 3444 / www.treepro.co.za. Serving the Garden Route for the past 12 years.

HOUSE / PET SITTING Services available. Day care visits. Overnight services available in certain circumstances. Contact Danni on 082 403 9385 or Knysna Veterinary Clinic

I AM LOOKING FOR  domestic work or baby sitter. Phone 073 693 1342

CASH FOR ALL YOUR BROKEN or unwanted gold and silver jewellery.  072 664 8888, Gold Vault, Die Oude Fabriek, Main St

ALLSOUND SECURITY – Keeping Knysna safe! 044 382 5589

“SMART CAR” FOR SALE.  80 000 kilometers. R47 000. 2003 model. Clyde: 082 578 4536.

DIAMONDS AND OTHER precious stones wanted for cash. Call 072 664 8888. Gold Vault, Die Oude Fabriek

WOODCHIPPER FOR HIRE - Turn your brush into compost.082 901 3444 / www.treepro.co.za.

AM ISEAC looking for work as a houseboy. I have exp. Pls call me. 078 864 3414

KRUGER RANDS OR any gold coins wanted for cash. Gold Vault, Die Oude Fabriek, 072 664 8888

THE TILE SHOP – Shiny White 200x200 wall tiles on Special – 17 Nelson Street – 044 382 0861

ALLSOUND SECURITY – for alarm installations, 24 hour monitoring and armed response 044 382 5589

ORGANIC WEED FREE COMPOST - Bring bakkie we load / R10 bags / 6 ton loads - 082 901 3444.

THE TILE SHOP – Yard Sale – All old stock must go – 17 Nelson Street – 044 382 0861

WELL DONE TO CONST. QUINN (Knysna SAPS) & Johan Kapp (Allsound Security) for the excellent team work and arrest made in Hunters Home.

TO THE BEHIND THE SCENES staff in the Control Room (Allsound Security) for their fantastic customer service & friendliness.

P&P RIGGING & Tree Service - Go with the tree pro’s. Fully insured 082 901 3444 / www.treepro.co.za. Will beat any quote.

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A track record of achieving 500% over target then we are not the company for you!  If you are - then you shouldn’t be with any other company.  Join the Sothebys International Realty Knysna winning team today.  Call Mandy now for a discreet interview 074 149 1634 or email mandysirknysna.co.za.

QUALIFIED BEAUTY Therapist required for 5 star spa. Contact Bernie on: 072 212 1557

COFFEE CONNECTION specials. Hake & chips R28, calamari & salad R28.

CUPCAKE QUEEN. Unique festive cupcakes made to order for a Xmas gift with a difference. 082 329 3386

COFFEE CONNECTION. Crazy Xmas specials. Main Street. 044 382 2845

CUPCAKE QUEEN. Designer cakes & cupcakes for any occasion – 082 329 3386

BAMBINO KLEUTERSKOOL konsert. Mengelmoes Kardoes. Plek: NG Kerk, Knysna, Fichat Straat 30. Tyd: 16:00 tot laat. Datum: 8 Desember 2012. Koste: R30 per volwassene, R20 per kinders bo 12, kinders onder 12 betaal R10. Navrae Mariaan Pretorius. Tel 084 616 1575

GENUINE LEATHER wingback chairs only R3995. Fechters 26, Main Str. 044 382 7294

UPHOLSTERED FURNITURE – custom made at Fechters, 26 Main St. 044 382 7294

JUST UNPACKED – new collection of scatter cushions, lamps & décor accessories – Fechters, 26 Main Sr. 044 382 7294

HOLIDAY ACCOM. S/c sleeps 4, only @ R500p/d. 073 187 9788

GETTING MARRIED or having a function? Come to Flowers on Queen for the freshest flowers & best quote. 044 382 2803

FLOWERS ON QUEEN for all your flower & indoor plants. 044 382 2803

FLOWERS ON QUEEN for your Christmas & function flowers. 044 382 2803

CAMPING TRAILER, factory-made off-road with equipment – R20,000. 044 343 1407

POOL PUMP:  75kw complete with 2 bag filter.   Phone 083 259 0817

SPA THERAPIST REQUIRED for 6 week period on a commission basis at 5-Star lodge. Telephone 044 382 4355

EMPLOYMENT – Junior or Sous chef wanted for busy Waterfront restaurant. Send CV to nlvr72gmail.com

WANTED… Junior or Sous chef for busy Waterfront restaurant. Send CV to nlvr72gmail.com

BMW 320D E90. Black, tinted windows, immaculate, just serviced, 4 new tyres. R127,000. 083 953 8310

MOTOR SPARES. Gaskets, fuses, jacks, oil, batteries, shocks. 044 382 5346

OIL FOR AFRICA and your car at Molomoto. 044 382 5346 or Plett 044 533 3698

MOLOMOTO SPARES – They call us Mello Yello! for your car. 044 382 5346

MOTOR SPARES & accessories. Batteries, tyres, shocks. Plett 044 533 3698

MOLOMOTO SPARES. Spark plugs, oil, filters, service kits. 044 382 5539

DEKOR ELECTRICAL certificate of compliance and maintenance. 082 331 8666

CAFÉ 9 ON GRAY. New owners, come make yourself at home. 9 Gray Street

CAFÉ 9 ON GRAY. Great coffee, homemade food & peaceful vibes. 044 382 2962

TO LET: Hornlee, couple, no pets, w&e included, advance payable R1500. 071 858 9926 / 044 385 1227

HOUSEHOLD MOVES done carefully, safely & securely. Call Struan 076 765 0098

HOUTWERK: INBOUKASTE, meubels, riempie en rottangwerk, dekke, reëlings, picket fencing, gehalte werk. Louis 072 830 4876 of 044 382 2326

NISSAN SENTRA 1300 for sale, R18,000. 073 079 1163. Willy.

JETTA 2 CLI 1989 MODEL. Good RWC. R14,000 neg. Cell 073 632 0008

TV SETS (3) FOR SALE. Phillips R200, Sansui (2), R250 & 150. Tel 082 442 0257

HEARING LOSS can affect speech & language development. Call Eleanore (audiologist & speech therapist).082 781 2316 or 044 382 1168

TIFFY KRYNAUW Art Exhibition. 26 Nov – 22 Dec @ Old Gaol Gallery, Queen St

HOST A PARTY with me and receive a free gift. Ladies only! 082 384 3088

MURALS – Restaurants, business, children’s rooms. Call James 082 800 7047

BORN TO CARE AFTER CARE at White Location open Monday to  Sunday. Contact Emma at 072 724 2848

MEL, The landscape gardener, 4 new / old, advice, zhoosh up patios, plants & more. 084 872 7233. Plett – Sedge / Wil

DO YOU HAVE a large tree(s) that needs to be taken down? We may remove it for free under certain conditions. Call 071 366 2095

OPEN PLAN, MODERN,11 Sleeper home, with heated pool and domestic worker, available for holiday rental during December/Jan in Eastford Glen. Call 083 260 9775

TO LET. 1 Bedroom flat on Rheenendal Road, R2000 per month. Ex elec. In garden, walking distance from shop. Ph 083 280 7281

WE TAKE THE STRESS OUT of moving house. Safe & secure furniture removals along Garden Route. 076 765 0098

KAWS CALENDARS on sale now! The fabulous and funny Knysna Animal Welfare calendars are on sale now at your local vet or the KAWS charity shop. Makes the "purrr-fect" Xmas gift, hurry while stocks last. 044 384 1603

FREE GRAZING FOR HORSES available at Teniqua Treetops. Horses must be friendly and non-aggressive, farrier, vet bills, if needed for your expense. Phone Robyn 044 356 2868

ANTHONYS HOME APPLIANCE repair 072 525 6690

FENCELINE PALISADE FENCING, gates and automation 072 525 6690

~~~~~~YOGA WITH VAL~~~~~~   R150 for 4 classes a month. R250 for 8 classes. 083 456 2454

KNYSNA BABY EQUIPMENT HIRE for all your baby needs. Ph Amy 072 694 4306. www.knysnababy equipmenthire.com. ‘Like’ us on Facebook

NEED HELP! My nutrition business is growing too fast. I urgently need staff for various positions. Phone me for an interview. Monica 084 508 9941

LINEDANCE – Beginners & advanced classes. Lots of fun. Sonnette. 082 512 7439.

LET’S DANCE. Ballroom & Latin. It’s fun, easy & good exercise. No more sitting out!. Join the fun. Sonnette, 082 512 74 39.

SELL US YOUR SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561.

WE BUY SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561. We collect.

CASH FOR GOODS  and goods for cash. Ph 076 383 0561.

LOOKING FOR SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561.

WE BUY SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561. We collect.

CASH FOR GOODS  and goods for cash. Ph 076 383 0561.

CASH FOR YOUR second hand goods. Ph 076 383 0561.

WANTED: Second hand goods for cash.  076 383 0561.

I AM LOOKING for a domestic job. Call 071 784 208. Otria

3 / 4 BED HOUSE TO LET, with pool and views R5 500pm excl w&l 083 309 3920 or 083 232 2882

3 BED HOUSE TO LET close to town. R5 600pm excl w&l 083 309 3920

FRAME BY FRAME will be closed from 21 Dec until 10^th January. Please place your orders soon to avoid disappointment. Thank you to all my loyal clients for their support. Sue

ARE YOUR LOVED ONES provided for when you are not able to? Are your car payments affordable? Are you tired of your money in the bank being eroded by inflation and high bank charges? We could have solutions to these questions. Contact Tanny Morris on 044 302 1725 or Conwinn Bosman on 044 302 1719.

FLAT TO RENT  at 22 Rawson Street for R3650 per month.  2 bedrooms,  2 bathrooms north facing with balcony.  Contact Ed Harris on 083 432 2428

ARE YOU NEEDING a competent, honest, gardener, painter, handyman with a SA ID? Ph Ace 071 786 5081 & 083 450 3114 for a reference

FRAMING WITH FLAIR! We offer artist disc / box framing / mirrors / prof installations. “We frame to please”. New Gallery, Pledge Square, 48 Main Rd. 044 382 4266

WANTED: Hornby 00 / HD track and accessories. Tel 073 233 9567

MODEL ROBBE SHULTER helicopter for sale. R3500 o.n.c.o. Tel 073 233 9567

CAFÉ 9 SPECIAL . Every R50 spend before 10am - get a free coffee. 9 Gray Str

CAFÉ 9. Good morning special. 1 Egg, 1 toast, 2 bacon, tomato & coffee R30.

CAFÉ 9 ON GRAY. Many grateful thanks to all who supported us in our first month. We appreciate you!

NINE ON GRAY. Does your hands & feet need some TLC? Petlen, our nail technician will take good care of them this summer. Gift vouchers available. Tel 044 382 1919

NINE ON GRAY. Free gift offer! Purchase a GHD styler for R1650 & receive a thermal protector absolutely free! The perfect Xmas gift! Tel 044 382 1919

NINE ON GRAY. Brazilian keratin treatment for frizz free, healthier, straighter & stronger hair this summer! We’re still offering less 25% until end Dec. Tel 044 382 1919 or just pop in

MOTORCYCLE DRIVER. We are looking for a driver with a motorcycle licence. Phone Gary 044 382 3161

SUNRISE FURNITURE restorer. Beautiful work. Call Joseph 073 693 6172

POOL PUMP:  75kw complete with 2 bag filter.   Phone 083 259 0817

LET US TAKE CARE WHILE you’re not there! 5 Star home management services – call me for a free quote. Jan 076 103 0915 or 044 381 0991

CUTE COTTAGE TO LET. R4 100 pet friendly, two bedrooms, big garden, fenced, in good neighbourhood. Ph Sandy 083 622 4129. Avail 1 Jan 2013

ANTIQUES / COLLECTIBLES. Private sale of storage unit full. Furniture, crockery, hide trunks, wooden chests, antique engravings & much more, meet entrance to Storage Park, Progress Rd. Knysna Industrial, 11am sharp Wednesday 19th Dec

HOUSE / PET SITTING services available,. Day care visits. Overnight services available in certain circumstances. Contact Danni on 082 403 9385 or Knysna Veterinary Clinic

TO LET: Single bachelor flat (furnished) for single person, Rykmanshoogte from Jan 2013, R1600pm. 073 233 2846

DAYCARE MOTHER in Hornlee available from 7 Jan 2013. Babies and toddlers to 5 yrs. Phone Lucinda Messeur. 084 017 8886

YOUR OLD PLANT POTS and seedling trays can be exchanged for plants at Penhill Nursery at the top of Wilson Street (044 384 0495)

PLANT BARGAINS:  for only R10.  All in 4 kg bags.   Agapanthus, Aloe's,Arums, Bauhinia, Dudleya, Eugenea, Yellowwood trees, foxgloves,  Begonia, Succulents, Lavendar, Indigofera, Dusty Miller and many more at Penhill Nursery at the top of Wilson Street (044 384 0495).  Bring your old pots and seedling trays to swop for these specials.

BEAUTIFUL WHITE AND PINK hydrangeas.  Big plants.  Big petals.  Only R45 each at Penhill Nursery at the top of Wilson Street (044 384 0495).  Make your garden colourful for Christmas

HOUSEKEEPING & CLEANING. Please phone Lynette Dyani on 078 564 6124

KNYSNA INSURANCE BROKERS will be closing from 13:00 on 14th December until 2nd January. We wish all our clients a Merry Christmas and a claim free New Year. Emergency No's Jane 083 444 5186 Dustin 083 292 7850 Cliff 083 448 1645

CHIMNEY AND BRAAI SWEEPING done personally by Phillip 072 538 5604.

SWIMMING POOL REPAIRS  done personally by Phillip 072 538 5604.

PAINTING AND MAINTENANCE work done personally by Phillip. 072 538 5604.

FIREPLACES BY FLINTSTONE. All makes supplied, installed and serviced. Phillip 072 538 5604.

FOR SALE: B&B. 8 Bedrooms & 8 bathrooms. Super view of the ocean. Fully equipped restaurant on 1.4Ha resort zoned land. Contact owner 044 381 0063 or 082 454 1077

FLAT TO LET. Free standing 2 bedroom with spacious living area & stoep, modern kitchen and single garage. Walking distance from schools and shops @ 10Tide St, Knysna. R3500pm & W& E. Available 3 Jan 2013. 082 371 3133

QUEEN BEE HOLIDAY CLUB. Let your child enjoy a fun-filled day. Open 18 - 21–Dec & 7-11 Jan. Ph 082 787 3117

QUEEN BEE HOLIDAY CLUB. Let your child enjoy a fun-filled day. Open 18 - 21–Dec & 7-11 Jan. Ph 082 787 3117

HOLIDAY ACCOMMODATION, self-catering. Couple R600. Flat in Rexford. 082 518 7925 / 044 384 0710

BABY SITTER available. Contact Ruth 079 399 3228

FOR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS on windows, stencils and freehand. Phone Patsy @ 082 723 1818

IRRIGATION REPAIRS, design and supply, maintenance with free quotes. Call Alastair 082 566 4371

VERY IMPORTANT. Make household moves less stressfull. Struan does. 076 765 0095

BODY STRESS RELEASE aches & pains. Restless legs, sleeplessness. Restore life energy. Merryl 081 270 1906

BODY STRESS RELEASE. Whiplash. Discomfort after falling. Merryl 081 270 1906

JENI IS LOOKING for domestic work. 073 173 1765

SAFETY BOTTLE FOR BOAT – large yellow – R150. Fuel line assembly, universal, R20. Life jackets, 4 standard, unused. R250 each. Wakeboard, Liquid Force, R2,000. Cannondale Quick release bike panniers, 2, red (bike rack included) R750. Chris 044 384 0909

MINIATURE STEAM TRAIN rides. Parents bring your children, Sunday 16^th December from 10-12 at 42 Ridge Drive, Paradise for 1st & 3rd Sundays each month

CANOE FOR SALE – Indian / Canadian, 2 man, R1200, 1 man R700. Cell 082 954 9654

FOR SALE - DOLL HOUSES – large, medium and small. Fully furnished. Starting at R750.  To view, contact Lorraine 074 103 6088

LIONS XMAS CAKES AVAILABLE at Elephant Walk, Harkerville. 044 532 7833

LIONS XMAS CAKES: Super fruit cakes, 1kg R70 + enter competition. 044 384 0931 / 072 912 6589 / 083 601 7765

HOLIDAY ACCOM – Rexford, log cabin, sleeps 2 + 2 in loft. Not suitable for children under 6. Tariff R500 a couple, R700 4 persons. Off rd parking. Call 082 491 5842

KNYSNA SEWING SERVICES @ Belvidere. Free pick up. Call Rene 072 724 9807

TWO BEDROOMED COTTAGE to let on farm midway between Knysna and Sedgefield. Available from January 2013. R2000 / month excl. electricity. Call 083 373 3880 to view

FOR SALE. Pezula Private Estate. Wonderful glass house, courtyards, pool etc. Fairy garden. R8,000,000. 083 300 6273

HERBALIFE PRODUCTS - Lianda Magson 079 872 5656

HERBALIFE INDEPENDENT Distributor - Lianda Magson 079 872 5656

HOME SCHOOL TUTOR NEEDED for Grade 8 boy with special needs. Must have teaching qualification / experience. Own transport essential. Phone / sms 083 964 3307

HOUSE TO LET OR BUY 60 Hibuscus St, Fraaisig, Knysna. 3 Bed, 2 bath with garage, R4000. Contact Candene 074 722 2882

HYDRANGEAS IN FLOWER, (Xmas Rose) lovely healthy big plants , big white heart shape petals only R45.00, plenty big trees, plenty Aloes and plenty more bargains. Penhill Nursery, end of Wilson str. 044 384 0495

AIRPORT SHUTTLE – The real Ken. 083 631 9259. VW Caddy Kombi.

MERCEDES E320 2002. Immaculate + just serviced. Silver with grey interior. R104 500. 083 631 3869

HOLIDAY LET. Holiday let. Holiday let! Upmarket executive style apartment in heart of Knysna & amenities. 083 631 3869 or efm1@telkomsa.net for photos

MODERN BRASS & GLASS coffee table. 90cm². R500 phone 044 384 0203

XMAS GIFT VOUCHERS. Massage & reflex. www.bodyawareness.co.za – 073 198 8256. Kheli

ARE YOUR RIEMPIE chairs and benches in need of repair? Call Peter 082 452 6961

JJ’S FISHING CHARTERS. Lagoon fishing at it’s best. Cell 084 560 7254

SIGNAGE ALUMINIUM lightbox. 2 700 x 500 as new. R400. Ph 076 858 3596

BEACH BUGGY. Excellent condition. R30,000. Ph 076 858 3596

TOYOTA FORTUNER runnerboards, new set R4500. Ph 076 858 3596

TRULY NOLEN PEST CONTROL. All pests. All areas. Tel: 044 382 1337

TRULY NOLEN PEST CONTROL. All pests. All areas. Tel: 044 382 1337

THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS gift!! This Christmas give a gift of support and love to people in need – make a donation to FAMSA in lieu of presents.  Phone Ann on 044 382 5129 for more details.

TIMES CHANGE AND SO DOES your taste in music! Do you have stacks of CDs that you no longer play, taking up valuable space? Please donate them to Famsa for our 2^nd hand CD sale. Please contact Ann on 044 382 5129 or drop off at Famsa in Knysna or Plett

ARE YOU LOOKING for the perfect Christmas gift for the person who has everything? Why not make a donation to FAMSA in lieu of a gift. Phone Ann on 044 382 5129 for more details.

DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY need a hurriedly bought gift this Christmas? Why not give a much needed and appreciated gift to FAMSA – a donation in your friends’ name. Phone Ann on 044 382 5129 for more details.

QUEEN BEE NURSERY SCHOOL. Enrolments open for 2013. Ph 082 787 3117

PLUMBING SOLUTIONS, burst geysers, blocked drains, water leaks, etc. 24 Hrs. Phone Godfrey 074 694 3465

10 – 200kg INDIGENOUS TREES at sale prices. Ph 083 763 4552

COMPUTER SALES and support. Online, backups, call Paul at Webmatrix 082 686 4684.

ANTHONYS HOME APPLIANCE repair. Fridge no cold - 072 525 6690

ANTHONYS HOME APPLIANCE repair. No hot, no cold, no wash, no spin - 072 525 6690

DING DONG – Remember Fred Gemmeken is here to repair clocks 044 382 3505.

SMALLHOLDING RHEENENDAL Huge log home for sale:logsxsinet.co.za

KIT LOG FRAME shell,dismantle & remove: logsxsinet.co.za

HUGE STOCK OF TIMBER, cladding, equipment etc for sale: logsxsinet.co.za 

LOOKING FOR WORK as a driver for motor bike also code 8, 10 and 14. I am a Zimbabwean with permit 4 work and driving. Phone on 078 603 2092

ATTENTION ALL NEW MOMS – Amber teething beads now available from Zawadi, Main St. 044 382 3901

JUST ARRIVED – Genuine Baltic Amber teething beads and wonderful selection of gifts for that special person. From Zawadi, Main Street, Knysna. 044 382 3901

IDEAL GIFT FOR NEW MOMS. Genuine Baltic Amber teething  beads also need help with ideas for that special gift for Xmas. All this and more from Zawadi, Demar Centre, Main St. 044 382 3901

MAKE A DIFFERENCE and help the fight against crime- join up with Owls Neighbourhood Watch in the Paradise, Knysna Heights, Heuwelkruin and Westhill area. We welcome all home owners and residents as active patrol members or non-patrol members. Please collect application forms from Metelerkamps - behind Honda Marine, Waterfront Drive. Join on-line at owlsknysna.co.za

TO ELIMINATE CRIME from our area takes commitment. All residents in the Paradise, Knysna Heights, Heuwelkruin and Westhill are urged to join the Owls Neighbourhood Watch Community and make a difference- Please collect application forms from Metelerkamps - behind Honda Marine, Waterfront Drive. Join on-line at owlsknysna.co.za

CRIME IS A BIG PROBLEM in Knysna. By joining the Owls Organization in the Paradise, Knysna Heights, Heuwelkruin and Westhill area, become part of an effective community based organization to eliminate crime. Please collect application forms from Metelerkamps - behind Honda Marine, Waterfront Drive. Join on-line at owlsknysna.co.za

PARADISE, KNYSNA HEIGHTS, Heuwelkruin and Westhill suburbs are under threat from criminal elements! Change this by becoming an effective member of Owls. All residents urged to join as patrolling members- night or day, alternatively as an ordinary non-patrolling member. Please collect application forms from Metelerkamps - behind Honda Marine, Waterfront Drive. Join on-line at owlsknysna.co.za

SNAPPY CHEF induction cookers and cookware. Widely advertised. Fast and energy efficient. Ideal home and camping companions. Local distributors: DeWet 082 568 9928 Barry at Rack & Carry 044 382 2808

FOR SALE sheltered boat mooring adjacent to Laguna Grove. Ph. 073 956 6187

BRENTON RESIDENTS ASSOC. AGM Thursday 20 December at 18h00 @ Brenton Hall. Judy 044 381 0849

WATER-SKI’S traditional wooden water-ski’s wanted. 083 273 2014

MOTORBOAT WANTED for water-skiing. 083 273 2014

LAUNDRETTE – RAWSON ST. Remember us for all your laundry requirements. Drop and go. Rates on request. Tel: 078 658 0112. Loretta

C’EST LA VIE. Find your Christmas gifts. Designer scarves & tops. See you there! Woodmill Lane. Opp Music Shop

SOLAR & HEAT PUMP SYSTEMS. Bishop Plumbing 044 382 1105 - 082 706 0427. 24/7

ALL HOURS. 044 382 1105. Bishop Plumbing. 082 706 0427. 24/7

044 382 1105 NOT 1114 for Bishop Plumbing. 082 706 0427. 24/7

10 YEAR GUARANTEE solar systems. Bishop Plumbing 044 382 1105 / 082 706 0427

TELKOM PH BOOK WRONG! 044 382 1105. Bishop Plumbing. Dedicated Telkom line.

PHONE US IF YOU need help in any kind of personal organising. Give me a call on 076 195 4837 / 044 382 5217 or email Jenniferfrostbrothers.co.za

STOCKING UP WITH groceries for holiday homes. Personal shopping. Jenny 076 195 4837 / 044 382 5217

BASIC COMPUTER LESSONS, setting up Facebook, Skype etc. Jenny 076 195 4837 / 044 382 5217

SA TRANSPORT logistics incl exporting & shipping worldwide. Jenny 076 195 4837 / 044 382 5217

FUNCTIONS, FLOWERS wedding car hire, organising of weddings and funerals. Jenny 076 195 4837 / 044 382 5217

MOVING, DOWN SIZING, packing, clearing out or furnishing, decorating and setting up a home. Jenny 076 195 4837 / 044 382 5217.

AA ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS every Thursday, Knysna Library. 7.30pm. Contact Leon  072 853 7559 or Fiona 084 753 5967.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM with your drinking? We'd love to help you! Contact: 072 853 7559/ 084 753 5967 (local) 086 143 5722 (National)

“CARTOMANCY”. Did you know this is the art of card reading – still being done at The Knysna Waterfront by the one-and-only Zara 082 953 7480

PLUMBING PROBLEMS? Call Ace Plumbers. 082 655 6905

BLOCKED DRAINS, leaking pipes. Ace Plumbers. 082 655 6905

PLUMBING PROBLEMS ruining your holiday? Call Ace Plumbers. 082 655 6905

NEED A PLUMBER FAST? Call Ace Plumbers. 082 655 6905

CAPTURE YOUR MEMORIES. We convert old videos, 8 & 16mm films, photos & slides to DVD, records & cassettes to CD. Ph Promedia 073 505 1910

PHOTOS, SLIDES AND negs lying around? Have them converted to a DVD slide show. Promedia. 073 505 1910.

CONVERT YOUR LP’S  LEGALLY and professionally to DVD. Promedia 073 505 1910

DR HANNA GROTEPASS – Med Dr. Homeopath, synchronisation harmonics. Welbedacht Lane. 044 382 7020 or 076 105 4666

WOODINGS CATTERY – Situated Plett Airport Rd. Ph Dick or Cynthia. 044 532 7835 or 073 622 8322. Cats rule

WILLIAM TOFIREYI CHIRAPE from Zimbabwe is a screen engraver / maker for rotary and flat screens, darkroom exp, 15 yrs exp in textile screen printing industry. Also looking for any gardening work, domestic work at B&B or painting work. Pls call me on 078 720 6944, should you require my services.

DAZZLING WAILSBY Star Nails Int. Lisa 082 344 4260. Gel & acrylic.

WATER SPIKES: installation & repairs. Call 082 290 0410

WATER SPIKES: installation & repairs. Call 082 290 0410

NEPAL: Small group guided tour in March 2013. Temples, Himalayas, market places, yoga. Just 2 more spaces left! Book now! ptenveldegmail.com/07 66 583 408

CARPET CLEANING -  Pile ‘n Tile (Est 2004.) Phone Kenneth @ 072 809 7124.

DOMESTIC WORKER highly recommended. Employer relocating. Available 3 days per week and on permanent basis from mid Jan'13. Gladys 073 037 0203. Employer 082 875 8376

BLOCKED DRAINS – 044 382 9996. “We’ll fix your pipes” 082 990 9996

GEYSER PROBLEMS – 044 382 9996. “We’ll fix your pipes” 082 990 9996

SEPTIC SOAKAWAYS – 044 382 9996. “We’ll fix your pipes” 082 990 9996

GENERAL PLUMBING WORK – 044 382 9996. “We’ll fix your pipes” 082 990 9996

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE lots of money? Can you spare a little time and just a few rand? Are you ready to fulfil your dreams, achieve your financial goals by helping others achieve theirs? Monica 084 508 9941

AIRPORT SHUTTLE – The real Ken. 083 631 9259. VW Caddy Kombi.

SELL YOUR CAR or bakkie? Will buy for cash, call Alan @ 044 382 7494 or 082 391 6732

SELL YOUR CAR or bakkie? Will buy for cash, call Alan @ 044 382 7494 or 082 391 6732

FRED THE FELLER Tree Felling Services, garden & plot clear up's, bush clearing & pruning. Personal supervision. Fully insured. Fred 082 448 9503.

FRED THE FELLER – hire woodchipper, chips logs & brush to mulch. Owner operator & staff, hourly or daily rate. Tree felling offered. Fully insured. Fred 082 448 9503

WOODCHIPPER FOR HIRE – Fred the Feller. 082 448 9503

FRED THE FELLER tree felling, stump grinder-removes tree stumps personal supervision, fully insured. Fred 082 448 9503

COASTAL WINDOWS & DOORS Aluminium, wood & uPVC windows, doors, and frames. Glass, mirrors & hardware. “Smart Solutions” Tel (044) 382 6538 or you can go to   www.coastalwindows.co.za

CLEARBAR BURGLAR BARS. Exclusive supplier of Lexan Clearbars. Beware of imitations! Coastal Windows & Doors  “Smart Solutions” (044) 382 6538 www.coastalwindows.co.za

BABOON & MONKEY problems? ClearBars (see-through burglar bars) Coastal Windows is the exclusive supplier of Lexan ClearBars.  Beware of imitations! (044)3826538 or visit us on www.coastalwindows.co.za

SEE THROUGH Burglar Bars Insist on Lexan Clearbars.  Coastal Windows  “Smart Solutions” (044) 3826538 or visit us on  www.coastalwindows.co.za

CLEARBAR (See-through Burglar Bars) Coastal Windows  “Smart Solutions”.(044) 382 6538.  Free quotes. www.coastalwindows.co.za

AROMATHERAPY OILS. We buy quality in bulk, you enjoy the best prices. From Lavender, Aniseed Oregon  to Baobab. Health’s Bells, Knysna Quays

ALOE FEROX (factory prices) @ Health’s Bells, Knysna Quays. Also Alcare. 044 382 7931

IF YOU HAVEN’T visited Health’s Bells at the Waterfront recently you will be amazed! Perfect for Christmas!

NIQUA SECURITY – Contact our guarding division for a quote. 044 382 6185

NIQUA SECURITY – Keeping Knysna safe for 19 years. 044 382 6185

JUMPING CASTLE TO HIRE. Slide on slide. Great fun. We drop off & collect. R400. Vanessa 082 681 3900. (4x6m)

RUBBLE & ALL OTHER removals. Ph Jonathan 079 892 9659 & Allan 073 217 7153

CAR-DOCS... Mechanical Workshop, specializing in Roadworthy & NATIS. Let us Q 4 U with the paper work 2!  @ cnr Progress Str & Vigilance Drive. Tel: 044 382 2830

ROADWORTHY and car documentation required? We Q 4 U.  Car-Docs @ 044 382 2830

GENERAL VEHICLE REPAIRS & services.  Cheapest rates in town!  Car-Docs @ cnr Progress Str & Vigilance Drive Knysna Industria. Tel: 044 382 2830.  Booking essential.

BIG DAYS COMING UP? Get your car/taxi serviced or checked out by Car-Docs @ cnr Progress Str & Vigilance Drive Knysna Industria. Tel: 044 382 2830

TRAVELLING THIS BIG DAYS? Get your taxi/car checked out for safety @ Car-Docs cnr Progress Str & Vigilance Drive Knysna Industria. Tel: 044 382 2830

DAMP PROOFING, waterproofing, injection treatment, work guaranteed, Damp-Pro Solutions 083 625 9048 / 083 633 4355.

TO LET. Sentraal, Rawsonstraat, 3 kamers, eetkamer, sitkamer, kombuis, badkamer,  R3900 pm deposito. Kontak nr:  044 382 1118

******* ROLY’S SPEEDILY MOWED Lawns. Weed control. Hedges trimmed. 044 351 5401

THE RED CROSS SHOP is still looking for all those unwanted items including books that may be hiding away in your attic or garage, even your closets, remember this is all part of our funding for disaster management  creating food and necessary items for those in need at our Knysna branch which covers most of the Garden Route and Eden district, thank you to all those givers to our needy cause. Call June 044-382 1008 – 079 313 8841. I will collect. Call Faith – 082 674 6396. Red Cross Shop (new Phone) 044-382 2655

KIDDIES BOOKS  personalised. Allan 072 129 6690.     www. kiddiesbooks.co.za

DARWIN PRIMATE GROUP: http://www.primates.org.za

HOW TO LIVE WITH MONKEYS / Baboons - webpage: http://www.primates.org.za/livingwith-baboonsmonkeys.html

SELF CATERING accommodation from R150pp sharing in tranquil forest near Nature's Valley. Email: inamaforestgmail.com

FAIRYLAND CRECHE / Play School for babies + toddlers. Gwen 082 542 7581

OAKLEYS: The perfect gift from John Winfield Optometrist: 044 382 5084

OAKLEY SUNSPEX at John Winfield Optometrist. Cnr of Main Rd and Long St. 044 382 5084

OAKLEY EYEWEAR at John Winfield Optometrist. Tel 044 382 5084

OAKLEY PRESCRIPTION Sunspex available from John Winfield Optometrist. 044 382 5084

AIRPORT SHUTTLE – The real Ken. 083 631 9259. VW Caddy Kombi.

AMA SEBENZA Mass Workforce. If you would like to assist us in uplifting & feeding the unemployed on George Rex Drive 3 x days a week. Standard Bank, Knysna. Acc No. 086048244. We are registered NPC. Reg. No 2012/126630/08. André van Niekerk 079 647 6123

SWALLOWS! Looking for a summer holiday? Spend the summer months in Knysna – A comfortable unit sleeps 5 privately, 3 bedrooms – 1 main en-suite, self-catering, well equipped kitchen, swimming pool, Dstv, dishwasher, towels provided and laundromat on site. Within walking distance to lagoon and restaurant. Contact Teresa 082 344 6812

BRENDA GROOTBOOM is in need of good, healthy food to feed her disabled son, who has muscular dystrophy. He is in a wheelchair and has gained a lot of weight from his medication and incorrect diet. If you can help by donating healthy foods like fruit and vegetables. Please phone Brenda on 044 385 0533 / 072 376 3644

TUPPERWARE, TUPPERWARE! Open days 6-8 Dec. Many specials. 4 School Rd, Leisure Isle. 044 3824 0688

PROPERTY OWNERS LONG term, holiday and short term rental stock needed. Just Letting 044 382 3695

FOR SALE. 51cm TV R200. Virtually new bar fridge R500. Wooden luggage rack R100. 2 x towel stands R50 ea. 2 x Round side table R20 ea. VW Combi wheel with tyre R100. Portapotti R100. Bar stool x 2 R20 ea. WW 2 GI Coleman petrol stove R100. Paraffin lamp R20. Kiddies paddling pool, new R400. Embuia bedside pedestal R150. Tel 044 384 1061.

120M²  PRIME LOCATION, office space to let, Main Road Knysna, secure parking @ R4500 ex vat & electricity. Call Chris 072 501 5614.

ALLKOTE HAVE INTRODUCED a cash sales discount to all who spend R300 or more: 5% when paying with card or cheque, and 10% when paying cash!. Come in & see for yourself. So much to choose from. 044 382 4422.

LET US FIND YOU A TENANT, take over your hassles, and get you the income. Just Letting 044 382 3695

FLAT R2000 w/e, l.lease, bachelor, garage, deck, view, nice, security. 083 561 9076.

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT rental property, let us assist you to find it. Just Letting 044 382 3695

BOSCH INTELLIGENT Freezer 32 for sale. As new. Price negotiable. Contact Patience 044 382 2721.

PROPERTY OWNERS LONG term, holiday and short term rental stock needed. Just Letting 044 382 3695

ONE BED FLAT in Belvidere, avail mid Jan, R2800/mth. Tel 082 331 4274.

REBECCA (Malawian) is looking for a job as a domestic worker. 083 336 6217.

LABRADOR x BORDER COLLIE pups, ingeent, ontwurm. R900. Tel 076 260 8160.

GALVANISING NOW at CX Steel (27 Vigilance Dr.).  Also a depot for galvanising of security gates, burglar bars, garden furniture, etc.  This week in – back next week.  Ph.  Ben, Hennie, Peet or Sakkie @ 044 382 1302, fax: 044 382 1318 or visit us.

MY CLIENTS ARE LOOKING for B&Bs, commercial buildings, holiday apartments, coffee shops and other small businesses to buy. Please call Chris Scholtz at JPG 073 495 7977

ALLKOTE PAINT & TOOL have instore specials. Some goods marked down below cost! Come in to see our specials. 1^st shop in the industrial area.Open on Saturdays and always open to the public. Call us on 044 382 4422.

TOURIST STARTUP – Waveskis, hydrobikes, bicycles – 084 659 7691. R19950.

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT rental property, let us assist you to find it. Just Letting 044 382 3695

WHEELS & CASTORS for the widest range at the best price in Knysna.  Call CX Steel.  We do not only sell steel but also welding equipment, ornamental castings, sliding door gear, etc.  Ph. 044 382 1302, 27 Vigilance Dr.

A HEARTFELT THANKS to Jane Luck and Ronald Pretorius who both extended caring and compassion to our feathered friends in our community, rescuing a Cape Eagle Owl and a dove.  This is what being a caring community is all about - caring for all in our community.

PROPERTY OWNERS LONG term, holiday and short term rental stock needed. Just Letting 044 382 3695.

POWDER COATING AT CX Steel, 27 Vigilance Drive.  Bring your security gates, burglar bars, garden furniture, etc.  This week in – back next week.  A variety of colours available.  Ph. Ben, Hennie or Peet , Sakkie @ 044 382 1302 or visit us.

RICHARD WALLIS at Just Letting is ready to help you find a home to rent or find a tenant for your home. Call me on 084 871 9773 or 044 382 3695.

FOR SALE. 1800m² plot in Knysna, Paradise with an amazing view to the lagoon to build your dream house for R80,000. Call owner Jurgen 081 377 9111.

LET US FIND YOU A TENANT, take over your hassles, and get you the income. Just Letting 044 382 3695

FLAT R2000 w/e, l.lease, bachelor, garage, deck, view, nice, security. 083 561 9076.

MY CLIENTS ARE LOOKING for B&Bs, commercial buildings, holiday apartments, coffee shops and other small businesses to buy. Please call Chris Scholtz at JPG 073 495 7977

WANTED: Empty jam jars will pay & collect. Tel 044 382 4836 or 082 669 9669.

HIGH TENSILE STEEL NUTS + bolts – the cheapest in town, now @ CX Steel.  Ph. Ben, Hennie, Peet or Sakkie @ 044 382 1302, fax:  044 382 1318 or visit us at 27 Vigilance Dr., Industria.

LET US FIND YOU A TENANT, take over your hassles, and get you the income. Just Letting 044 382 3695

WE AT ALLKOTE would like to take this opportunity in wishing all our clients a blessed Christmas & prosperous 2013. We will be open between 8:00 & 12:00 on 15 Dec & then closed from 17 Dec – 9 Jan 2013.

PROPERTY OWNERS LONG term, holiday and short term rental stock needed. Just Letting 044 382 3695

ROWING TRAINER TROJAN Surge Rower Magnetic Rowing Machine with Performance Computer R900. Call 073 750 9655

CX STEEL for angle, square tubing, rectangles;  round, square & flat bar;  chanel, stainless steel, galvanised sheet, expanded metal, welding equipment, ornamental castings, wheels & castings.  Ph. 044 382 1302, fax:  044 382 1318 or @ 27 Vigilance Drive.

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT rental property, let us assist you to find it. Just Letting 044 382 3695

ALLKOTE: The first shop in the industrial area. We stock general hardware, nuts and bolts, and a whole lot more. Our speciality is paints of all sorts. Call us 044 382 4422. 1^st Shop in the industrial area. Open Saturdays 8-12.

A BIG THANK YOU to Albertine, Dr Brink, Dawie, Anzelle & Mia, Lizel, Anton & Vanessa, the Top Dog Couple, Freedom, the guards on Leisure Ilse and the people of 135 Links Drive for helping to find Choicie! xxxx

CANE LOUNGE SUITE - couch with 2 lounge chairs - as new -R3500 - phone 074 114 0460.

BURGLAR BARS & security gates.  Don’t wait for the burglar to access your home / office.  Ph. Ben, Hennie, Peet or Sakkie @ CX Steel 044 382 1302, fax:  044 382 1318.  We will also galvanise & powdercoat to your colour choice.

RICHARD WALLIS at Just Letting is ready to help you find a home to rent or find a tenant for your home. Call me on 084 871 9773 or 044 382 3695.

JAQI LEE DORN THERAPY Breuss massage, professional kinesiologist for mental, emotional, physical stress. 083 725 3954.

GLUTEN FREE / WHEAT FREE – bread, pasta, biscuits, quiches, etc @ Holistic Health, 4 Grey St, Knysna, 044 382 0188.

PRE-PAID ELECTRICITY for sale @ Silver Sweetie in Knysna Mall, 044 382 6060

OILS, ACRYLICS, watercolours at the Deckle & Edge. 33 Clyde St. 382 5538.

DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE & relaxing & sport massage. Cert, male therapist. 079 347 1548.

LET US FIND YOU A TENANT, take over your hassles, and get you the income. Just Letting 044 382 3695

REMOTES FOR GATES & garages. Repairs & replacement remotes. 072 245 5432.

NATURAL HEALTH – supplements, herbs, remedies @ Holistic Health, 4 Grey St, Knysna, 044 382 0188.

FLAT TO LET in town. 2 Bed, lounge, kitchen. 072 562 0584. Available immediately. R3100.

10-B4-9 CAPPUCCINO SPECIAL Single shot coffees R10 before 9am,
Mon-Sat from More Coffee Espresso Bar at Ffiago in Knysna Mall

DESK 2M X 1 M, Oak veneer + high back swivel chair. Bargain R450. Tel Steve 083 790 0129.

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT rental property, let us assist you to find it. Just Letting 044 382 3695

ELECTRICAL FENCES. Supply and installation of high quality fences. 072 245 5432.

BEACH BUGGY 4 sale. Excellent cond with rwc. R30 000. Ph 082 254 5618.

LAZY BOY – fully electronic to standing position. Cream leather, as new. Paid: R12,000. Asking R8,000 o.n.o. Call 382 3496 or 082 377 1825.

RICHARD WALLIS at Just Letting is ready to help you find a home to rent or find a tenant for your home. Call me on 084 871 9773 or 044 382 3695.

HEALTH FOODS, Superfoods whole foods, organic spices & herbs, nuts & seeds, raw chocolates @ Holistic Health, 4 Grey St, Knysna, 044 382 0188.

MOTORS FOR GATES & garages. Repairs & installation of new motors. 072 245 5432.

SHIPWRECK Furniture. New stock available. 12 Waenhout St, Industria. 083 390 5763. www.shipwreckfurniture.com

OFFICE SPACE TO LET. Near Fruit & Veg. R3000. Call 072 562 0584. 2 rooms. Large.

INTERCOMS. Repairs & installation of new intercoms. 072 245 5432.

WANTED: A loved classic steel-strung acoustic guitar no longer needed / wanted. Dela 079 405 2926.

SHOWHOUSE – Paradise. 11 am to 1 pm. Saturday. Chris @ Remax. 082 418 8671.

FOR SALE. 2 x Ext ladders + powertools + socket sets. Call Werner. 081 368 2455.

INTERCEPTOR 160/90 Mariner incl trailer / equip. R30000. 084 657 6440.

INJURED? SPORT MASSAGE, back & neck treatment & visits. Cert, male. 079 347 1548.

LOOKING FOR CENTRALLY situated garden flat for me & my cat, can pay between R1800 to R2400. 072 535 6419.

120M²  PRIME LOCATION, office space to let, Main road Knysna, secure parking @ R4500 ex vat & eectricity. Call Chris 072 501 5614.

LOTTO AVAILABLE @ Silver Sweetie, Knysna Mall, 044 382 6060

NATURAL HEALTH Assessments by our qualified consultant – digestive health iridology, hair mineral analysis, QRMAnalysis, nutritional and lifestyle programs @ Holistic Health, 4 Grey St, Knysna, 044 382 0188.

FREQUENT COFFEE SPECIAL 9 +1 More free, from More Coffee
Espresso Bar at Ffiago in Knysna Mall

EARN EXTRA MONEY selling colourful beach bags to friends, family and work collegues 0793027704

2001 1.4I Polo Playa in good condition.  R35 000.  083 556 0848.

HOLIDAY RENTAL WEBSITE up and running.  Able to be updated by owner.  Excellent price.  083 556 0848.

KIDDIEKIX - No harmful chemicals & artificial ingredients, no preservatives - pure & gentle kiddie’s body care products created from all-natural ingredients, Nikki 072 931 3723

CURTAINS, BLINDS, accessories. For all your décor requirements. Beautifully made. Professionally installed. Unbeatable prices. Call Veronica 082 600 1796. www.tangerineinteriors.co.za

WWW.SERIOUSSELLER.CO.ZA The property website where sellers and buyers cut to the chase. For your free website listing and sales board call Aubrey Carter 083 600 3090. It could save you thousands!

CHRISTMAS CRAFT marketers - are you looking for extra stock to fill your stalls. Quality made beach bags looking for sales outlet 079 302 7704

100% BIODEGRADABLE deliciousness Takeaway coffee in eco-friendly cups from More Coffee Espresso Bar at Ffiago in Knysna Mall

VICTORIAN BRASS, porcelain bath mixer, basin taps + soap tray for sale. Brand new. R3500. Ph 044 382 6985.

WANTED TO RENT: 1 March 2013. Sunny 3 bed, 2/3 bath house, dbl garage, pet friendly R5500 max R6000. Pls ph 044 382 6985 / 082 547 9707.

ON SHOW: 7 Circular Dr, Paradise. 11 am – 1 pm. Sat. Chris @ Remax 082 418 8671.

OUTBOARD MOTOR 3 hp, Seagull R2750 ono. 082 924 7331.

LITTLE ITALY (opp Pick ‘n Pay Liquor) for delicious pies, quiches, deli bar, sandwiches & great coffee. 044 382 0163.

WEEKEND SHOP ASSSITANT required for art gallery. 9:30 – 2 Sat & Sun for season (Dec - March). Pref well presented retired person as may also work some afternoons if req. For interview ph: 083 652 4956 Duncan.

VENTER TRAILER, v.g.con. New lic+rwc. No rust. Bargain. R6750 neg. 074 118 8323.

OLD GAOL RESTAURANT for all your year end functions. Call 072 545 3135.

CX TIPPERS & DIGGERS wil graag al hul kliente bedank vir hul lojale ondersteuning gedurende die jaar. Let asb dat ons  vanaf 14 Dec tot 14 Jan’ 13 gesluit sal wees. Seenwense aan almal!

WEEKEND SHOP ASSSITANT required for art gallery. 9:30 – 2 Sat & Sun for season (Dec - March). Pref well presented retired person as may also work some afternoons if req. For interview ph: 083 652 4956 Duncan.

SCONES & MUFFINS, pecan nut & apple tart – delicious for afternoon tea. Little Italy, Woodmill Lane. 044 382 0163.

COMPANION AVAILABLE to help in exchange for accommodation. Retired, reliable, recently widowed animal lover. Eng and French. Marie – 072 511 7962.

LAWN MOVER PROBLEMS? Try Willfred 073 304 9741. I recommend him, Chris Ryan.

HAIRDRESSING assistant wanted for  a basin + cleaning. Cell 083 964 7515.

LITTLE ITALY – New deli salad & sandwich bar. Pastrami, parma, pancetta, artichokes, anchovies & much more. Pick ‘n Pay Centre. 044 382 0163.

OLD GAOL RESTAURANT. Ice cold beer on special, R12,50 per quart. Call 072 545 3135.

CX TIPPERS & DIGGERS wishes to thank all their clients for their loyal support this past year. Please note that we will be closed from 14 Dec  to 14 Jan’ 13. Season’s greetings to all!

IN LOVING MEMORY of Tony Nathan passed on 5/12/2011. Samantha Lawrence, grand children, Ally, Amber, Oliver. Fondest memories, Maureen. Rest in Peace.

LIVE IN MANAGER for self-catering business required from 15 to 28 Jan 2013. MS Outlook and Nightsbridge competent. CV to andrebothaknysnagmail.com.

PCL AUTO SERVICES. Pete is on a roll with his golf at the moment. He played so well last week end and is now looking forward to the Knysna Open this coming week end. Let’s hope that his good form continues! Good luck!

EXCELLENT VALUE, quality & lifestyle @ The Woods, Lake Brenton. Visit our showhouse. Schalk 082 891 2476. www.circledevelopers.com.

CASH FOR GOODS  and goods for cash. Ph 076 383 0561

BOOT SALE: For those who are cleaning their cupboards -  Now is the time! Every Saturday until 22 December 2012. Contact  Cora 082 492 7704 or 044 382 5157 between 2 and 5 pm

MERCEDES BENZ E280 2001 Model for sale - Travertine Beige, only one owner - Lady driver, 17,8000km pristine condition, R100,000.00, please contact Alan 084 900 5900.

THE WOODS, THE WOODS, The woods…Where else, what else. Come & see for yourself now!

REPAIRS: TV & MICROWAVE, Satellite and TV installations. Ph Geoff Maskell, Radio & TV Services 044 382 1264 or 076 503 5838, 17 Grey Street, Knysna

BARGAIN BOOKS has a Christmas catalogue bursting with specials! Come in and browse through our huge selection of titles… Tel. 044 382 4848

TIRED OF BEGGING for internet service? Call Seanet 044 382 4250

SELL US YOUR SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561

R1,295,000 BUYS YOU a brand new home @ The Woods, Lake Brenton. Schalk 082 891 2476.

WOOD, LATHE + Router & stand + other tools – good prices. Bargain World. 079 369 5550

POSITION FOR THE SEASON. In upmarket Guest House on Leisure Isle.  Must be a presentable, peoples person with own transport. Please fax C.V. to 086 210 6390

WE BUY SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561. We collect.

POOL PUMP:  .75kw complete wth 2 Bag Filter.  R 2500.00. Phone 083 259 0817.

WOW ONLY R1,295,000 for a brand new home @ The Woods, Lake Brenton. Schalk 082 891 2476.

REWARD OFFERED: lost car keys (Ford) 3 pink strings with a bead and fairy keyring. 082 777 4030

TO BUY SEDGEFIELD: Meedingsride / Groenvallei. 2 Bedroom house, small garden. No agents. 082 687 1667 / 082 706 9356.

CASH FOR GOODS  and goods for cash. Ph 076 383 0561

TO BUY: SMALL income producing farm. George / Wilderness / Knysna area. No agents. 082 706 9356

LARGE 3-SEATER sleeper couch as new R3000, 10 seater polished sleeper wood table R4000. Phone Winston 082 202 5282.

BUY A HOME @ The Woods, Lake Brenton, where else? Various designs to choose from to suit your needs! Visit our showhouse or www.circledevelopers.com Call Schalk 082 891 2476.

STEPHANO: MALAWIAN guy is looking for job as gardener. Call 078 986 7070.

WE BUY SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561. We collect.

RYOBI THICKNESS PLANER. Ex condition, R1750 neg. Other tools also. 079 369 5550.

GARAGE DOOR. Single Meranti R500. Hose trolley +20m hose Gardena Frew. 044 343 1043.

REPORTS SERVICES on all lawnmovers, chainsaw,
waterpumps, generators, blowers etc. 073 304 9741. Wilfred.

LOOKING FOR SECOND HAND goods for cash. 076 383 0561

FOR SALE. STEEL 3 shelf on wheels fact / kitchen. Galvanized shelf. 3 Shelves, 9 bins lock up security. 083 333 9056.

FOR LIFESTYLE living in a tranquil safe environment. Don’t look further. Visit our showhouse @ The Woods, Lake Brenton or call Schalk 082 891 2476.

GARDEN HOUSE / SHED / KIOSK for sale for R2500. Hexagon with windows all around. R2800. Contact Andre at 082 809 7403.

GLORIA needs 3 day domestic work. Reference. In January. 073 621 9912. Madam is 076 178 8335.

CASH FOR YOUR second hand goods. Ph 076 383 0561

FOR SALE. Skymsen high performance tilting blender,  25 Lt. Four plate gas burner, large pots, 20 lt Impulse sealer, model Pfs 300. 083 333 9056

SEDGE. LOVELY spacious 3 bed / 2 bath facebrick home exc. cond. Ready to move in. Lots of extras – alarm, walled. No maintenance. 072 275 0177. Pvt Sale R1,230,000.

NEED INTERNET ACCESS for a selective period? We can ‘switch’on/off whenever. Call Seanet internet 044 382 4250.

YOU WILL BE THE ENVY of everyone if you own a home @ The Woods, Lake Brenton. Come & view our showhouse. Schalk 082 891 2476. Circledevelopers.com.

WANTED: Second hand goods for cash.  076 383 0561

REPAIRS: TV & MICROWAVE, Satellite and TV installations. Ph Geoff Maskell, Radio & TV Services 044 382 1264 or 076 503 5838, 17 Grey Street, Knysna.

SURRISE FURNITURE restorer. Beautiful work. Call Joseph 073 693 6172.

VISIT THE WOODS, Lake Brenton before you buy another property! Nita 082 377 2668 / Schalk 082 891 2476. Visit us now!

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Ford, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Renault, Land Rover & Subaru servicing. Other makes also handled. All credit cards accepted. Contact Peter or Elmarie at PCL Auto Services, tel 044 382 6409 for a service appointment.

2^ND TIME AROUND. All clothing + books less 50%. Large variety. 2 Market Str.

CHATTERS BISTRO…Famous for Pizza. Summer opening hours: Tues – Sun, 12 noon till 10pm. 044 382 0203.

GIVE US ONE GOOD reason for not buying a home @ The Woods, Lake Brenton. You be the judge! Visit our show house. Schalk 082 891 2476. Call now!

FORD, MAZDA, MITSUBISHI, Renault, Land Rover & Subaru servicing. We have the special tools and the expertise.  Other makes also handled. All credit cards accepted. Contact Peter or Elmarie at PCL Auto Services, tel 044 382 6409.

½ PRICE SALE @ 2^nd Time Around. All clothing + books. 2 Market Str, Knysna.

@ THE WOODS we can build you the dream home you always wanted or you can buy an already completed home and move in immediately – visit our showhouse. 7 Dyas a week. Schalk 082 891 2476. Visit us now!

SEWING MACH CABINET, dark timber, 4 drawers, retractable shelf hides mach. R450. (w) 044 382 4266.

FREE! Pottery paints. 044 387 1009 (a/h).

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  As a retail motor industry dealer, our mechanics are fully trained, our workshop is fully equipped, our prices are competitive and all work is personally supervised by the owner. Good reason to deal with us.

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED to visit our showhouse @ The Woods, Lake Brenton. 7 Days a week. Come & experience the quality lifestyle for yourself! Call Schalk 082 891 2476 www.circledevelopers.com.

CHATTERS BISTRO…Famous for Pizza. Summer opening hours: Tues – Sun, 12 noon till 10pm. 044 382 0203.

COOL NATURAL FIBRES ROSEY sun dressed @ Wild Iris. Woodmill Lane. 382 0719.

QUALITY USED CLOTHING. All less 50% @ 2^nd Time Around, 2 market St, Knysna.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Pete has provided affordable and reliable service and repairs to the Knysna community for the past 27 years.  There must be a good reason why we are still going strong.  Contact Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409.

COMPARE BEFORE YOU BUY @ The Woods you value & quality homes from R1,295,000. Visit our showhouse, 7 days a week. Call Schalk 082 891 2476.

I AM FRANCIS from Malawi & looking for garden work. I am honest. 071 096 8480.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  Engines, gearboxes, steering, brakes, clutches, suspension, services.  You name it, we can do it!  No job too big or too small.  All parts and labour guaranteed.  Contact Peter or Elmarie, tel. 044 382 6409 for a booking.

COMPOST SPECIAL @ R10 / bag & less 15% on all plants, Yellow Rose Nursery. 47 Fichat, cnr Long Str. 072 645 6702.

BEADS, FINDINGS, CHAINS, charms etc. @ 2 Market Str, Knysna. Ph 072 449 3750.

PERFECT GIFT FOR that someone special in your life. Dazzling Jewellers. Memorial Square. 044 382 4958.

ZULU WAR AND BOER WAR books. Good selection @ Knysna Book Exchange. Pledge Square, 044 382 2480.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  RCS Auto card accepted for services and repairs.  You can now pay off any service or repair over a 12 or 24 month period.  Other credit cards also accepted.  Contact Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 640.

YELLOW ROSE NURSERY. Aloe + succulent special less 15%, 47 Fichat, cnr Long Str.

JOSEPH IS LOOKING for a job as a gardener. Work on Monday. Call 083 243 5471.

GOLF LADIES, COMFY Barrington capris @ Wild Iris, Woodmill Lane. 044 382 0719.

PC SETS – FROM R350. Large variety @ Bargain Wolrd. Market Str. Ph 079 369 5550.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  We have state-of-the-art tune up and diagnostic equipment which is compatible with all vehicles on-board computer systems.  We can now service your 2011 model as well.  Tel. Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409.

KCI 293L DEEP freezer. Good as new. R1800. Call 073 216 8819 or 083 384 0684.

CHATTERS BISTRO…Famous for Pizza. Summer opening hours: Tues – Sun, 12 noon till 10pm. 044 382 0203.

COMPOST SPECIAL @ R10 / bag & less 15% on all plants, Yellow Rose Nursery. 47 Fichat, cnr Long Str. 072 645 6702.

PCL AUTO SERVICES.  We are accredited service and repair agents for most used car warranties, eg. Motorite.  Service with us and keep your warranty up to date.  We can also handle your claims. Contact Peter or Elmarie on 044 382 6409.

YELLOW ROSE NURSERY. Aloe + succulent special less 15%, 47 Fichat, cnr Long Str.

CHATTERS BISTRO…Famous for Pizza. Summer opening hours: Tues – Sun, 12 noon till 10pm. 044 382 0203.

PORTABLE AIRCON UNITS x 2, R750 each. Good condition. Ph 079 369 5550.

COMPUTER SETS from R350 @ Bargain World, Market Str, Knysna. Large variety. We also do repairs. Ph 079 369 5550.

PCL AUTO SERVICES. Can’t afford to have your vehicle serviced or repaired! Don’t despair, we can organise a personal loan on your behalf to cover the costs of your repairs. Contact Peter or Elmarie on tel 044 382 6409.

WHITE BARRINGTON JEANS & capris, regular fit in summer fabric, arrived @ last! Don’t miss out @ Wild Iris, Woodmill Lane. 044 382 0719.

NEW EXCITING flea market to open. Market on Queen. Cnr Queen & Green, Fri & Sat. Want to take part? Phone Paul 071 392 7989 to book your spot.

LARGE SELECTION of quality books. Current titles in good condition at good prices @ Knysna Book Exchange, Pledge Square. 044 382 2480.

FOR SALE: WOOD AFRICAN armchair: Hand carved patterns. Beautiful condition. R800. 082 336 1244.

BARGAIN WORLD – we buy & sell new & used tools, furniture, CDs, DVDs, PC games, cutlery, crockery, ornaments, computers (sales and repairs), books, etc. Market Str, Knysna. Ph 079 369 5550.

PHOTOGRAPHY: Wedding, kiddies parties, engagements, family functions etc. Affordable prices! 082 336 1244.

RETAIL THERAPY @ Cest La Vie. Get there fast before all is sold out. Beautiful scarves etc. for Christmas gifts. Next to Wild Plum bakery, opposite Smokers Corner. Woodmill Lane.

KENEDY IS LOOKING for garden work. Full week. Call 083 724 5304.

JOYCE is looking for domestic work. 3 Days a week. Cell 073 532 8371.

WHAT WILL GOD’S KINGDOM do for us? Gods government will bring peace on earth. Just as it is in heaven! Rev. 14:6,7. As was prophesied by Daniel 2:31-44. Also how peace will be accomplished, by means of that kingdom. Psalm 37: 1-29. 083 268 5858.

NAUTICUS @ Brenton. Looking for waitrons & grillers 4 season. 076 172 7987.

LEISURE ISLE. 4 Beds, 4 baths, 4 garages. R3,95m. Willem @ Remax 082 343 6161.

CORY NIEMAND this Sunday @ Nauticus 12-3pm. 044 381 0106.

I NEED ONLY R4000 for Opel Senator, 3L. Call General 072 245 3812. 89 Model.

JUST HIRE & HARDWARE, repairs done on most leading brand power tools & we stock a wide variety of carbon brushes & ball bearings. 044 382 4473

MAUREENS NOW HAS t/aways available daily. Tel: 044 382 7708.

FOR SALE: 4 Bed unit in secure complex plus lock up garage. Clyde, Remax Coastal on no 082 578 4536.

LAKE BRENTON, well priced. 3 Bed, pool, R2,2m. Bruce @ Remax. 082 644 2983.

FOR SALE. Prop drastically reduced to R1,190,000. If you love nature, you will love this place. 3 Beds, 3 baths. Really great value for money. Ph Cynthia @ Remax. 083 398 4213.

BREAKFAST PIES NOW at Jay Mor / Maureens. Tel 044 382 7708.

ON SHOW. Thurs 4-6pm and Sat 11-3pm. Home with lagoon views, 3 beds en-suite, DG + 2 cottages. Corlia Remax 083 441 1079.

I AM LOOKING FOR temporary work for the season in security, sales, admin, guesthouse management and assistance etc. Please call. Cornel @ 082 052 2041.

EVENT TENT FOR HIRE, white 10m x 5m Gazebo (branded) for hire, 3m x 3m. Contact Just Hire & Hardware 044 382 4473 

2 LET CENTRAL, 2 bed flat + gar, R3600. Old Place 3 bed + gar, R4100. Upper Town 3 bed house, R4000. Main Str Properties. 382 6210.

NAUTICUS @ Brenton. Looking for waitrons & grillers 4 season. 076 172 7987.

ON SHOW. Thurs 4-6pm and Sat 11-3pm. Home with lagoon views, 3 beds en suite. Dg + 2 cottages. Corlia Remax 083 441 1079.

MAC EVERYTHING. Mac, iPad & iPhone help: Charles on 082 492 2332. maceverythingiafrica.com.

CORY NIEMAND this Sunday @ Nauticus 12-3pm. 044 381 0106.

BEEF OR CHICKEN CURRY + stirfrys now available at Maureen’s as t/aways. Tel 044 382 7708. R20.

INVESTMENT BEST BUY Belvidere Manor fully furnished. Rental income R1350. You snooze you loose. Sandra @ Remax 082 837 9300.

CALL ME. Now for all your property requirements. Sandra remaxcoastal.co.za. 082 837 9300.

FOR SALE. Christmas special. 150m² townhouse, 3 bed, lock up garage at R999,000 including transfer duty. Clyde on 082 578 4536.

RHEENENDAL smallholding for sale. Price reduced, main home and 3 other buildings with bus rights. Robert, Remax 082 894 0711.

LEISURE ISLE. 2 Beds, 2 bath, 1 garage. R2.5 m. Willem @ Remax 082 343 6161.

JAY MOR pies, cnr Long & Fichat St. Boest homemade pies in Knysna. Est 14 yrs ago. 382 7708.

BRENTON ON SEA showhouses this week. Follow our boards from the N2. Robert, Remax 082 894 0711. Call anytime.

NAUTICUS @ Brenton. Looking for waitrons & grillers 4 season. 076 172 7987.

2 LET PARADISE. 4 Bed house, dbl gar, pool. R7500, avail 1 Apr 2013. Main Str Properties. 382 6210.

ROLLBARS HILUX 2006 onward. R600 onco. Ph 078 119 4150.

SOLO OR BAND & studio & DJ services & pa to hire for all events @ Iniqwa Sounds. 074 835 1273.

TO LET. Bachelor flat. Central with verandah & lagoon view. R2250 elect & water incl. Avail. 1 Dec. Call 082 565 9738

WILDWOOD BOXES @ Timber Village. Exquisite hand-crafted boxes. The ideal personal or corporate gift. Ph 044 382 5649

TIMBER VILLAGE: Makers of furniture & woodcraft from Knysna’s famous woods. 044 382 5649

FURNITURE RESTORATION & repairs @ Timber Village. Call 044 382 5649

MUSHROOM COMPOST, best in the Garden Route. Available in bags, 1 cube bakkie loads or 4 cube truck loads. 072 928 4883 / 082 267 3081

MAX MUNCHIES is a premium dog food at a price you can afford & guarantee to put a wag in any dog’s tail. Free delivery to your door. 8kg R95; 10kg R110 & 25kg R250…@ 084 02 88 299

HOLIDAY ACCOMODATION on Leisure Isle. Available until 26 Dec & after 5 Jan. 3 Bedrooms / bathrooms, s/c, clean, cosy & quiet. 100m From Bollard Bay. Call 083 627 2464.

GARDEN ROUTE STEEL WORKS we will repair anything in steel; can cut, bend and weld… G.R. Steel Works, 14 Hadeda Str. Knysna Industrial 044 382 2741.

BUILDERS YARD SALE: Various doors, folding stacking doors, windows, roof trusses & other building material. 27 Tide Street 044 382 4330

BRENTON ON SEA: 1 bedr furnished apartment close to the beach and Fishermans walk. R2 700 p.m Call Michonne @ Remax 084 54 88408

POOL TABLE, excellent condition with equipment R4500. Call 082 028 8299.

MUSHROOM COMPOST, best in the Garden Route. Available in bags, 1 cube bakkie loads or 4 cube truck loads. 072 928 4883 / 082 267 3081

BOAT TRAILERS made to order, no crazy prices. Call 084 748 8299

BRAND NEW LOGIC till R900, Office desk R500; Flymo mini Trim R200, 084 028 8299.

TEENAGERS BIKES R1200; wetsuits second hand ladies and gents R500. 084 74 88299

FULL SET ALLOY WHEELS R2000; 084 748 8299

BUILDERS YARD SALE: Various doors, folding stacking doors, windows, roof trusses & other building material. 27 Tide Street 044 382 4330

INDUSTRIAL SEWING machines. R1950. Single phase. 084 028 8299.

ASTROLOGY READINGS: Richard Fidler in town for a few days and available till 9 Dec: 0829345212 or astrofityahoo.com

KAROO TREATS is looking for kitchen staff who can grill and have a minimum of 2 years restaurant kitchen experience. C.V's and references needed with application. Contact Freek on 044 382 2528 to arrange for an interview.

KHAYALETHU-SOUTH     R97,000, 3 beds, 1bath, lounge. Big yard, near taxi stop. Call Shadrack 082 640 0499 / 083 439 8454.

MAX MUNCHIES is a premium dog food at a price you can afford & guarantee to put a wag in any dog’s tail. Free delivery to your door. 8kg R95; 10kg R110 & 25kg R250…@ 084 02 88 299

JUST HIRE & HARDWARE, repairs done on most leading brand power tools & we stock a wide variety of carbon brushes & ball bearings. 044 382 4473

SOUL FOOD need a special gift for a special someone for Christmas? Just visit Soul Food… Soul Food, Main Rd, behind Coffee Connection.

BRENTON ON LAKE: Stunning lock up and go in safe area. Spacious and new! 3 bedr with double garage and pool! R 7 500 p.m Call Michonne @ Remax 084 548 8408

MAX MUNCHIES is a premium dog food at a price you can afford & guarantee to put a wag in any dog’s tail. Free delivery to your door. 8kg R95; 10kg R110 & 25kg R250…@ 084 028 8299

EVENT TENT FOR HIRE, white 10m x 5m Gazebo (branded) for hire, 3m x 3m. Contact Just Hire & Hardware 044 382 4473.

GARDEN ROUTE STEEL WORK for all your steel requirements come and chat to Graham …@ G.R. Steel Work, 14 Hadeda Str. Knysna Industrial 044 382 2741

BRENTON ON LAKE: 4 Bedr, 3 bath with d/g and stunning lagoon views. Enjoy the birdlife every morning! R8 300 p.m Call Michonne @ Remax 084 548 8408

GARDEN ROUTE STEEL WORKS, wide choice of wheels & castors,  nuts & bolts, ornamental casting, en caps, ferrules, welding equipment at the best price in Knysna… @ G.R. Steel Work 14 Hadeda Str. Knysna Industrial. 044 382 2741.

RIVERGLADES: 1 Bedr, 1 bath garden flat nestled in a nature estate. R2 400 p.m incl w & l. Call Michonne @ Remax 084 548 8408

BUILDERS YARD SALE: Various doors, folding stacking doors, windows, roof trusses & other building material. 27 Tide Street 044 382 4330

GARDEN ROUTE STEEL WORKS ask Graham about our price guarantee…@ G.R. Steel Works, 14 Hadeda Str. Knysna Industrial 044 382 2741.

FRAAISIG R795000 onco. 3 Beds, 2 baths, lounge, dining, single garage, plus more extras. Call Shadrack 082 640 0499 / 083 439 8454.

PLOT IN HORNLEE, with plans, builders deposit paid R150,000. Call 084 748 8299

SOUL FOOD, amazing healthy muesli and honey… only @ Soul Food, Main Rd, behind Coffee Connection.

THE HEADS: 3 Bedr, 3 bathr family home with 2 carports, study and big deck overlooking the magnificent Knysna Lagoon. Includes big open plan flatlet! R8 500 per month. Call Michonne @ Remax 084 548 8408

MUSHROOM COMPOST, best in the Garden Route. Available in bags, 1 cube bakkie loads or 4 cube truck loads. 072 928 4883 / 082 267 3081

SOUL FOOD beautiful bags, purses, necklaces, earrings… @ Soul Food, Main Rd, behind Coffee Connection.

CEILING FAN WITH LIGHT. R250. 084 028 8299.

LAGOON VIEW: Ranging from bachelor flats to 3 bedr. Stunning views. Starting at R1 600 p.m Call Michonne @ Remax 084 548 8408

SOUL FOOD essential oils, incense, massage candles…@ Soul Food, Main Rd, behind Coffee Connection.

BUILDERS YARD SALE: Various doors, folding stacking doors, windows, roof trusses & other building material. 27 Tide Street 044 382 4330

GARDEN ROUTE STEEL WORKS for all your burglar bars, security gates, fire place flues or grids, we will help you with designing at the best price in Knysna…@ G.R. Steel Works, 14 Hadeda Str. Knysna Industrial 044 382 2741.

RYKMANSHOOGTE     R1,490,000. the best of the best. 4 Beds, 2 baths, double storey, double garage with automated doors and gates. Call Shadrack 082 640 0499 / 083 439 8454

CLEARBAR (See-through Burglar Bars) Coastal Windows  “Smart Solutions”. 044 382 6538.  Free quotes. www.coastalwindows.co.za

LOOKING FOR A SECOND-HAND galvanic and high frequency facial machine – 082 342 6092

ROCK ‘N ROOSTERS Next to Super Spar. Come and experience our flame grilled chicken and many other healthy options. We will deliver. Call 044 382 2859 Sunday lunch: Magnificent home cooked  veggies, rice and a quarter chicken: R49.90

CLEARBAR BURGLAR BARS Exclusive supplier of Lexan Clearbars. Beware of imitations! Coastal Windows & Doors  “Smart Solutions” 044 382 6538 www.coastalwindows.co.za

THE BUSINESS BOEREWORS Bash. Time: 17h00 for 17h30, Date: Tues, 11 December, 2012. Hosted by: Mitchell’s Brewery. Contact: Dave 044 382 4685. Please bring your business card, and R30 for the lucky draw, and we ask that you please bring a toy for the underprivileged children… For more info: Contact Colin Vermeulen (044) 302 2100 or 082 781 6401.

LUCY IS LOOKING for domestic work, babysitter. Pls contact 074 479 9195. Ref also.

PICNIC TABLES with backrest: 4 seater R1500, 6 seater R1800; 079 160 4852.

SEE THROUGH Burglar Bars Insist on Lexan Clearbars.  Coastal Windows  “Smart Solutions” (044) 382 6538 or visit us on  www.coastalwindows.co.za

COMPLETE HOME BAR for sale with 3 stools, R7500. 079 160 4852.

BAR COLLECTIBLES for sale, bar lights, pictures, banners, bells, optics and so much more. 079 160 4852.

CUSTOM BUILT, new & used PC’s, repairs & upgrades: 079 160 4852.

QUEEN SIZE BED set “orthopaedic” like new incl lots of linen. 082 491 0184.

GOOD KITCHEN sink with tap & fittings to clear R650. Double. 082 491 0184.

BEAUTIFUL LADIES clothing sizes from 32-36. R500 for the lot. 082 491 0184.

OUTBOARD MOTOR SUZUKI 6h/p 2 stroke with autotrim & tilt. Excellent for spares. R3500 for all. 082 491 0184.

CABIN BOAT in good condition, buoyancy certified. R22,000 incl. 082 491 0134.

COASTAL WINDOWS & DOORS Aluminium, wood & uPVC windows, doors, and frames. Glass, mirrors & hardware. “Smart Solutions” Tel 044 382 6538 or you can go to   www.coastalwindows.co.za

LOOKING FOR A SECOND-HAND galvanic and high frequency facial machine – 082 342 6092

BABOON & MONKEY problems? ClearBars (see-through burglar bars) Coastal Windows is the exclusive supplier of Lexan ClearBars.  Beware of imitations! 044 382 6538 or visit us on www.coastalwindows.co.za

IF YOU NEED TO ESCAPE your family for a few hours then why not pop down to Metelerkamps and browse, we have so much stock that you can lose yourself for a long long time.

THANKS DR PIETER JORDAAN, who helped with the bird with the broken wing over the weekend.

TO RENT - bachelor flat R3000p.m. inclusive. Ph Heine @ Knysna Estate Agency 044 384 0764

PHOTOGRAPHIC TOWNSHIP workshops.  Join Ian Fleming for a photo filled visit to the township and a true African lunch experience at “Wandu@Ikasi”. 21^st Dec /  28^th Dec /  4^th Jan.  Phone Ian or Glenda on 044 382 6138 /  083 260 2537 to book.

HORNLEE: Neat 3 bed 3 bath house with 2 separate flats for extra income.  R490 000.  Call Lucky Somana at Huizemark 079 143 2169

LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS gifts? Ph Sue 0833737982 for kids tracksuits from R105 and a full range of Baby Born dolls clothing www.dollswear.weebly.com.

JOIN US FOR AN EVENING of jazzy & eclectic lounge world music & a glass of wine on Friday 7th December. 6:30 for 7pm. Knysna Fine Art. Bring your own seating. Entrance free but voluntary donations welcome.

THE FACEBOOK FAIRY is flying around to finish off so she can fly off on holiday! “Like us” at Knysna Montessori School.

TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY, or more like pressured and stressed. Sigh!! Let the Metelerkamps staff help you with a few gift ideas, we have really nice things priced from R65 up…

FOR KNYSNA’S BEST Friday food & vibes 4-8pm. The Friday Market: follow the scarecrows from the N2 up Welbedacht Lane, next to the Knysna Montessori School (Please leave your cooler box and dogs at home!)

FRAAISIG Newly built spacious modern home in excellent position.  R1.4 mill.  Contact Lucky Somana at Huizemark 0791432169

STUDENT PHOTOGRAPHIC course special.  2 day course for students between the ages of 13 and 18. Join us for our student special and get inspired. You don’t have to have your own camera we can lend you one.  Phone Ian or Glenda on 044 382 6138 to book.

FOR ALL YOUR property needs give me a call – Gail 072 866 6051 @ Huizemark.

ANIMAL WELFARE SHOP. Open Tues – Fri 11-2, Sat 9-12. Kindly donated, a large amount of lovely glasses, glass & porcelain dishes, in excellent condition. There are curtains & linen, some lovely paintings, lots of good clothing, books and cute Xmas gifts. Thanks to Action Ads & the vets & shops selling our cards and calendars.

BUYING OR SELLING? Call Gail @ Huizemark. 072 866 6051.

FRAMES, FRAMES and more frames.... Visit Glenda at Ian Fleming Gallery, 11 Grey Street for all your framing / canvas stretching requirements. We will be open throughout the season. 044 382 6138

A BIG THANK YOU to the Management of Kwikspar, Builders Express,  Woodmill Lane, Knysna Mall and SuperSpar for your assistance with the Knysna Animal Welfare Street Collection.

2 DAY PHOTOGRAPHIC COURSE with Ian Fleming – 18^th & 19^th December.  Join Ian and learn how to get the most out of your camera.  We also have camera’s to lend you for the course if you are undecided what to buy. Phone Ian or Glenda on 044 382 6138 / 083 260 2537 to book.

RYKMANSHOOGTE R750 000 for this large double storey home with a separate entrance flat below.  Call Lucky Somana  079 143 2169

THE QUESTION YOU HAVE to ask yourself is…. is a LeCresuet pot considered a rude gift because it’s for cooking?? Us girls at Metelerkamps have found the answer to be a resounding no. I myself feel that if you are forced to cook then you might as well have beautiful cookware. 044 382 0274

PLETT ECLECTIC ART BAND – performing on Friday 7th December. 6:30 for 7pm. Knysna Fine Art. Join us for an evening of jazzy & eclectic lounge world music & a glass of wine. Bring your own seating. Entrance free but voluntary donations welcome.

PHOTOGRAPHIC SEASCAPE workshop with Ian and Warren Fleming. – 3^rd January – 2pm to 8pm – includes drinks and snacks.  Phone Ian or Warren on 044 382 6138 / 083 260 2537 to book.

THE FRIDAY MARKET supper & craft market 4-8pm, for good food, good vibes, and licensed pub, follow the scarecrows from the N2 up Welbedacht Lane, next to the Knysna Montessori School.

HORNLEE: Well built 3 bed home on large stand in quiet area.  R430 000.  Lucky Somana  at Huizemark 079 143 2169

NOW THAT IT’S DECEMBER and parking is a challenge why not do your shopping downtown, we have lots of parking and no car guards. See Metelerkamps, Pet and Pool, Honda Marine and so many more.

DEMURE 1950’S STYLE – feminine bows, soft pleats, pastel shades and pearls – get yours at Metallic Mermaid.

PHOTOGRAPHIC COURSES make great gifts.  Visit our Gallery at 11 Grey Street to organise a gift voucher.  044 382 6138

IT IS THE CHILD WHO makes the man, and no man exists who was not made by the child he once was.  Dr Maria Montessori.

SLIGHTLY SHOP SOILED pashminas from only R39 at Metallic Mermaid.

FOR SALE in all areas – properties! For sale! Call Gail 072 866 6051 @ Huizemark.

LOCALS IF YOU HAVE outlaws (you might call then inlaws) from the city who think this town is small and dull then send them to Metelerkamps,  I promise there is no other shop in South Africa quite like it.  Besides City folk do like to shop, or so I hear.

SMALLHOLDINGS for sale – Call Gail @ Huizemark. 072 866 6051.

A BIG THANK YOU to all the Volunteers who assisted with the Knysna Animal Welfare Street Collection and a big thank you to the Public who contributed. A total amount of R6066 was collected.

FOR THE BEST holiday rentals  in Knysna.  Contact Laurina at Seeff  084 511 5951 (o) 044 382 5919

FRAAISIG Very neat 3 bed 2 bath home.  R790000.  Contact Lucky Somana at Huizemark 0791432169

HOSPICE CHRISTMAS CARDS for sale at BOND House, the Hospice Shop, Village Pharmacy, The Meeting Place, Crystal Cave and Treasures 4 U.

HOSPICE would appreciate your support at Carols by Candlelight. Pls join us on 19 December at 7pm for an evening filled with joyous carol singing. Don't forget to bring a chair and a gift for Father Christmas. All gifts will be distributed to needy children in Knysna.

JUST ARRIVED! Super fresh cherries and blueberries @ Harkerville Saturday Market, N2 midway between Plett & Knysna. Close to home.

DO YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR HEART BLEEDS FOR SOMEONE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU JUST CANNOT HELP SUPPRESSING THE SMILE THAT CREEPS ONTO YOUR UNTRUSTWORTHY LIPS?  WELL, WHENEVER I SPEAK TO THE GOSLING ABOUT MY DECEMBER TRIP TO THE LUANGWA VALLEY I FEEL THAT..... ‘COZ SHE’S STAYING AT HOME-SWEET-HOME ENTERTAINING THE WHOLE FAMILY..... SHAME MAN, I FEEL FOR HER, REALLY, I DO.... he he

GEEZ, THAT LADY GAGA IS A PIECE OF WORK HEY?  YOU MUST CHECK YOUTUBE.... SHE’S MAKING PEOPLE’S BLOOD BOIL.... THEY ARE HAVING ANTI-GAGA MARCHES, ANTI-GAGA CHURCHY SPEECHES, ANTI-GAGA SPRAY IS BEING SOLD.... NO, I THINK THAT’S ANTI-GOGGA (I MUST HAVE MISS-READ), VEGETARIANS UNITE AGAINST GAGA (BECAUSE OF THE MEAT SUIT SHE ONCE WORE THAT’S NOW ATTRACTING MAGGOTS IN HER WARDROBE!) AND ANTI-GAGA RECORDS WHERE YOU CAN PLAY HER CD’S BACKWARDS TO READ THEIR SATANIC MESSAGES..... OH MY WORD IT’S TOO TERRIBLE HOW TERRIBLE SHE IS HEY?  IT’S SO TERRIBLE MY TONGUE IS STICKING TO MY CHEEK....

FLIP - THE DIRTY PIG-DOG SWALLOWED A VROT ROTTEN FISH ON THE AIRSTRIP + I WAS JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE TAIL STICKING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.... AAAARGGGH.  I GRABBED IT AND STARTED PULLING NOT CARING WHETHER THE BONES SEVERED HIS ARTERIES.... IN FACT, I WAS RATHER HOPING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!  BUT IT CAME APART IN MY HANDS, HALF HE SWALLOWED AND WITH THE OTHER HALF I SLAPPED HIM ON THE HEAD A COUPLE OF TIMES.  WE STANK SO MUCH I LEFT THE CAR THERE + WALKED HOME TO RINSE OFF THE STINK WITH A HOSE PIPE.... WHY?

THE OWLS ON LEISURE ISLE WERE OUSTED FROM THEIR USUAL NEST BOX BY.... YOU’LL NEVER GUESS.... HADEDAS.  NOW THEIR IN THE BIG BLUEGUM TREES WITH TWO BABIES.  TONY, WHO LIVES JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, TELLS ME THEY COME + EAT INSECTS ON HIS LAWN.... BUT, HE DOESN’T KNOW IF THEIR CAPE EAGLE OWLS OR SPOTTED EAGLE OWLS.  THEY’RE VERY PROTECTIVE + DAMN SCARY WHEN THEY COME AT YOU.... I TAKE A WIDE BERTH..... xx

I ABSOLUTELY APPRECIATE THE WAY MODERN TECHNOLOGY HAS MADE OUR LIVES EASIER, BUT WE ARE SO HELPLESS WITHOUT IT..... THE WIND BLEW DOWN OUR TELEPHONE CABLE AND FOR A WHOLE WEEK OUR INTERNET COULD NOT WORK, OUR E-MAIL WAS DOWN + WE FELT QUITE CUT OFF FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD.  NO SKYPE, NO CHECKING THE WEATHER... I HAD TO GO SO FAR AS TO STICK MY ARM OUT OF THE WINDOW EVERY MORNING SO I COULD KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TO WORK. IMAGINE THAT?  STICKING YOUR ARM OUT.... X

THE PIN-TAILED WHYDAH IS THE MOST AGGRESSIVE LITTLE BIRD.  EVERY MORNING I SEE HIM ATTACKING HIMSELF IN THE CARS’ SIDE MIRROR.  HE’S OBVIOUSLY A BIT THICK ‘COZ IT TAKES HIM AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR BEFORE HE NOTICES THAT THE ‘OTHER’ BIRD IS NOT EXACTLY SCRATCHING HIS EYES OUT.  SHAME MAN.  HE WORKS HIMSELF UP INTO A DREADFUL FRENZY.... LUVAYA xx

THE SNAKES ARE OUT + YOU MUST BE VERY CAREFUL ESP. WHEN YOU HIKE ON THE ROCKY COASTLINE.... WE NEARLY STEPPED ON A HUGE PUFFY SUNNING HIMSELF..... HE WAS BEAUTIFULLY COLOURED IN ORANGE JUST LIKE THE LICHEN COVERED ROCKS.  AND A DOG WILL DEFINITELY GO FOR THEM UNLESS OF COURSE YOU’VE TAKEN HIM/HER TO SCHOOL WITH KARIS AT HAPPY DOGS.  SEE HER AD ELSEWHERE..... X